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When I was in high school my friend and his girlfriend set me up on a blind date with one of her friends. All I heard was how great this girl was. So the 4 of us went to play Mini-Golf. She was the most anoying girl I had met (up until then) all she would do was talk talk talk...... I couldn't take it anymore so half way through the course I said I need to use the bathroom and I just left.

My friend was p*** at me but he understood.

btw, john being the total weenie geek he was, admitted to:

a) having the s*** scared out of him (literally)
b) throwing up on his dinner plate
c) deciding right then and there to not date her any more.....

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:btw, john being the total weenie geek he was, admitted to:

a) having the s*** scared out of him (literally)
b) throwing up on his dinner plate
c) deciding right then and there to not date her any more.....

I on the otherhand would be intriqued by this woman

Took this girl out, uknown to me she got a number from another dude that night, took her out again about 1 1/2 later and she brings along her 2 friends, and during dinner tells me all about the dude and their 1night stand, later at the club she starts making out with some guy, I get p*** start heading for the door and her friends come with me and start saying how they really like me and all this other crap. So we get to the car and start heading to drop off the friends at their home when she calls and says "please come pick me up". She sits in the back and looks like all sad like she knew she was a b****. It was pathetic. Later telling my friend about it, he said "whatta whore" and I replied "yeah but I still want to hit it".

SweetMelissa wrote:

ParrotheadGator wrote:

HawaiianGator wrote:I finally remembered one ..

Out with this girl, and she saw her ex dancing with a girl ... she yelled SLUT and started swinging at her. ..... the guy took a swing at me ... I said WTF ???

I walked out, left her there .. the bouncer threw my date over his shoulder and dropped her in front of me "either you take her or the cops will.. " ...

I said .. "I dont want her" ...


ended up taking her home anyway ... it was a quiet ride ...

lmfao!

I don't have any bad stories....but not being separated and heading for divorce, it really, REALLY sucks to have to back to the "dating scene". Hell, forget the dating scene, I just had to go back tot he "where the hell do I find a cool chick" scene

HAHA I've been living in the "Where do I find a NORMAL guy" world!

I just want a chick who can tolerate me

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:honest to god true story.... even saw the newspaper article about it.

a guy that worked for dad was on a long term assignment at their houston facility. he went out on a few dates with a nice gal that worked for the houston police dept. all along he thought she worked in the adminstration side of things and didn't realize she was a detective. one night (about date 5) they were having dinner in a nice italian restaurant and a couple of thugs come into the joint and proceed to conduct an armed robbery. well before they get too far she stands up pulls out her 357 magnum and dirty harry's them, sits down and goes back to her pasta....

john's classic line was "i always wondered why she carried such a large purse"

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:john's classic line was "i always wondered why she carried such a large purse"

I guess that's better than a large (or bulging) zipper.

Me, along with most others on here, forgot to post about how happy we are NOT to be dating anymore How funny is that????

Anyhow, I'm happy to have finally settled down. Although, sometimes, when I'm having a great margarita (or 2) I remember some not-so-terrible dates and miss the excitement. Living on the edge??? Naw...just like the memories!

i'm very glad i'm not 'dating' any more. i know that when hubby and i go on a date that i'll get some at the end of the nite.

Me three. I was not good at the whole process. When is too soon to call, when is too late to call. One date a week or more. Am I too affectionate too early, am I not affectionate enough. "You are too serious" "You are not serious enough" How much is too much to spend. How much is too little to spend (and still hope to get any) "Oh you like the ruff stuff" "Date rape, what the f*%&" Its all so confusing

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:btw, john being the total weenie geek he was, admitted to:

a) having the s*** scared out of him (literally)
b) throwing up on his dinner plate
c) deciding right then and there to not date her any more.....

man... and to think he had a story he could tell their grandkids if he had stuck it out (and could have controlled his sphincter)

SweetMelissa wrote:

ParrotheadGator wrote:

HawaiianGator wrote:I finally remembered one ..

Out with this girl, and she saw her ex dancing with a girl ... she yelled SLUT and started swinging at her. ..... the guy took a swing at me ... I said WTF ???

I walked out, left her there .. the bouncer threw my date over his shoulder and dropped her in front of me "either you take her or the cops will.. " ...

I said .. "I dont want her" ...


ended up taking her home anyway ... it was a quiet ride ...

lmfao!

I don't have any bad stories....but not being separated and heading for divorce, it really, REALLY sucks to have to back to the "dating scene". Hell, forget the dating scene, I just had to go back tot he "where the hell do I find a cool chick" scene

HAHA I've been living in the "Where do I find a NORMAL guy" world!

well, you can find the occasional one in a Hawaiian shirt and flip flops.. as long as Shane is safely on the other side of the door.

Sounds good to me RR I've never dated a PH before. I think I'm missing out.

SweetMelissa wrote:Sounds good to me RR I've never dated a PH before. I think I'm missing out.

Now you're in for it. Here comes the flood of "Let me be the first" posts


Who will be first?

PHBeerman wrote:

SweetMelissa wrote:Sounds good to me RR I've never dated a PH before. I think I'm missing out.

Now you're in for it. Here comes the flood of "Let me be the first" posts


Who will be first?

Considering I only have 2 weeks til the execution, I should get dibs. Unless Quint wants to jump in.

What execution?

PHBeerman wrote:

SweetMelissa wrote:Sounds good to me RR I've never dated a PH before. I think I'm missing out.

Now you're in for it. Here comes the flood of "Let me be the first" posts


Who will be first?

Ph beerman I'm game wanna take applications for me???

SweetMelissa wrote:What execution?

Are you a Seinfeld fan?

If so, think of it as the death of Independent Frank

rednekkPH wrote:

SweetMelissa wrote:What execution?

Are you a Seinfeld fan?

If so, think of it as the death of Independent Frank

No luck with the envelope glue Frankie darling?

Oh ok I get it!
That's a good thing, congrats!!