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Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:11 pm**

buffettbride wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:What execution?
Are you a Seinfeld fan?

If so, think of it as the death of Independent Frank
No luck with the envelope glue Frankie darling?

No. And at $5.99 for 25 invitations, I don't think I could have found any cheaper ones...

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:12 pm**

SweetMelissa wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:Sounds good to me RR I've never dated a PH before. I think I'm missing out.
Now you're in for it. Here comes the flood of "Let me be the first" posts

Who will be first?
Ph beerman I'm game wanna take applications for me???

I thought your dad was your pimp??? Well I will do it for you.

Alright guys I am taking applications and bribes for dating Sweet Melissa. Of course she will be soon sending me more pics of herself so I can forward them to you all. Just fill out the following application.

Name?______________________

How much Money is enclosed?______________

Are you going to treat her like a gentleman? ___Yes ___Of Course

If you don't, what is your address so I can send Santa looking for you?
__________________________________________________________

Where are you planning to take her?____________________________

Avg price of meal on menu?______________________________

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:12 pm**

So many bitches I've had the memory chip removed.

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:15 pm**

PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:Sounds good to me RR I've never dated a PH before. I think I'm missing out.
Now you're in for it. Here comes the flood of "Let me be the first" posts

Who will be first?
Ph beerman I'm game wanna take applications for me???
I thought your dad was your pimp??? Well I will do it for you.

Alright guys I am taking applications and bribes for dating Sweet Melissa. Of course she will be soon sending me more pics of herself so I can forward them to you all. Just fill out the following application.

Name?______________________

How much Money is enclosed?______________

Are you going to treat her like a gentleman? ___Yes ___Of Course

If you don't, what is your address so I can send Santa looking for you?
__________________________________________________________

Where are you planning to take her?____________________________

Avg price of meal on menu?______________________________

nope my dad isn't my pimp anymore he got fired..... you're hired.

It is now your personal responsibility to pimp me out my dear! BTW love the application!!!

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:19 pm**

you know what, it would actually make dating alot easier if they had to fill out applications!

Not a bad idea......hmmm

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:19 pm**

Beerman you're going about it all wrong - you need a committee aka party. When I was pimpin out CRC this is what I told all the guys

"If you want to date CRC you must be approved by the Texoma Gang Review Committee. You must answer a 300 question application, sit before the review board, fly honoary review board members in from Colorado, Rhode Island, Chicago and San Diego and various other locations to Dallas as well as flying the Oklahoma Contingent into Dallas. You will be responsible for all travel/hotel expenses. We will then meet not meat at the secret location where we will proceed to eat and drink and question you for approximately 9 hours -oh and you must pick up our tab there as well."

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:21 pm**

PHBeerman wrote:I thought your dad was your pimp??? Well I will do it for you.

Alright guys I am taking applications and bribes for dating Sweet Melissa. Of course she will be soon sending me more pics of herself so I can forward them to you all. Just fill out the following application.

Name?___Larry

How much Money is enclosed?_You're kidding, right?

Are you going to treat her like a gentleman? ___Yes _X__Of Course

If you don't, what is your address so I can send Santa looking for you?
__________________________________________________________

Where are you planning to take her?__We have a great Cuban restaurant here in midtown, Victor's Cafe

Avg price of meal on menu?_Who cares about the price

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:23 pm**

LIPH wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:I thought your dad was your pimp??? Well I will do it for you.

Alright guys I am taking applications and bribes for dating Sweet Melissa. Of course she will be soon sending me more pics of herself so I can forward them to you all. Just fill out the following application.

Name?___Larry

How much Money is enclosed?_You're kidding, right?

Are you going to treat her like a gentleman? ___Yes _X__Of Course

If you don't, what is your address so I can send Santa looking for you?
__________________________________________________________

Where are you planning to take her?__We have a great Cuban restaurant here in midtown, Victor's Cafe

Avg price of meal on menu?_Who cares about the price

Damnit Troy, you forgot to add a space for "age"

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:23 pm**

Beerman I hope you are on top of things here......

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:24 pm**

LIPH wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:I thought your dad was your pimp??? Well I will do it for you.

Alright guys I am taking applications and bribes for dating Sweet Melissa. Of course she will be soon sending me more pics of herself so I can forward them to you all. Just fill out the following application.

Name?___Larry

How much Money is enclosed?_You're kidding, right?

Are you going to treat her like a gentleman? ___Yes _X__Of Course

If you don't, what is your address so I can send Santa looking for you?
__________________________________________________________

Where are you planning to take her?__We have a great Cuban restaurant here in midtown, Victor's Cafe

Avg price of meal on menu?_Who cares about the price

You left answers blank and insulted the reviewer of the application. However, of all of the candidates that have already applied you are at the top of the list. Please complete application. Thank You.

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:24 pm**

SweetMelissa wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:I went out with this guy and when he picked me up... he said "damn you're a ten" ROMANTIC RIGHT!!!! Then every time we didn't have the same views on something that night he would nock me down a number.... "he'd say oh now you are a nine" I got all the way down to seven what a wierdo!!!!!!!!!!! and on the way home he said, don't worry I still like you even though you are a seven now!
You should have told him that he only started at a five.
I waited until the end of the night...and when he went to kiss me I turned my head and said he was only a 1 and then went in the house and shut the door in his face!

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:24 pm**

SweetMelissa wrote:Beerman I hope you are on top of things here......

I like to be on top.....of stuff.

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:26 pm**

PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:Beerman I hope you are on top of things here......
I like to be on top.....of stuff.

hahaha....me too

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:26 pm**

PHBeerman wrote:
LIPH wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:I thought your dad was your pimp??? Well I will do it for you.

Alright guys I am taking applications and bribes for dating Sweet Melissa. Of course she will be soon sending me more pics of herself so I can forward them to you all. Just fill out the following application.

Name?___Larry

How much Money is enclosed?_You're kidding, right?

Are you going to treat her like a gentleman? ___Yes _X__Of Course

If you don't, what is your address so I can send Santa looking for you?
__Not applicable (see previous answer)

Where are you planning to take her?__We have a great Cuban restaurant here in midtown, Victor's Cafe

Avg price of meal on menu?_Who cares about the price
You left answers blank and insulted the reviewer of the application. However, of all of the candidates that have already applied you are at the top of the list. Please complete application. Thank You.

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:26 pm**

ph4ever wrote:Beerman you're going about it all wrong - you need a committee aka party. When I was pimpin out CRC this is what I told all the guys

"If you want to date CRC you must be approved by the Texoma Gang Review Committee. You must answer a 300 question application, sit before the review board, fly honoary review board members in from Colorado, Rhode Island, Chicago and San Diego and various other locations to Dallas as well as flying the Oklahoma Contingent into Dallas. You will be responsible for all travel/hotel expenses. We will then meet not meat at the secret location where we will proceed to eat and drink and question you for approximately 9 hours -oh and you must pick up our tab there as well."

I like things simple.

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:26 pm**

SweetMelissa wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:Beerman I hope you are on top of things here......
I like to be on top.....of stuff.
hahaha....me too

Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Stuff.

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:32 pm**

LIPH wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
LIPH wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:I thought your dad was your pimp??? Well I will do it for you.

Alright guys I am taking applications and bribes for dating Sweet Melissa. Of course she will be soon sending me more pics of herself so I can forward them to you all. Just fill out the following application.

Name?___Larry

How much Money is enclosed?_You're kidding, right?

Are you going to treat her like a gentleman? ___Yes _X__Of Course

If you don't, what is your address so I can send Santa looking for you?
__Not applicable (see previous answer)

Where are you planning to take her?__We have a great Cuban restaurant here in midtown, Victor's Cafe

Avg price of meal on menu?_Who cares about the price
You left answers blank and insulted the reviewer of the application. However, of all of the candidates that have already applied you are at the top of the list. Please complete application. Thank You.

Larry we still need an address in case you don't act gentlemanly. You have been know to hang with Shane.

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:42 pm**

SweetMelissa wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:Beerman I hope you are on top of things here......
I like to be on top.....of stuff.
hahaha....me too

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:43 pm**

Even though I think of this girl as a hottie

I just know this would quickly turn into a disaster....

http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=35419

Posted: **April 28, 2005 4:44 pm**

Lightning Bolt wrote:Even though I think of this girl as a hottie
I just know this would quickly turn into a disaster....

http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=35419

What does the actress thread have to do with Sweet Melissa?

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