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HsvParrothead wrote:

sailingagain wrote:Yeah....since when is this about HER???

She is merely an implement for satisfying my clients needs...

Point For Being A Manwhore???

Minus a point for non-gentlemanly behavior.

John you may want a new rep. This one is killing you

12Volt wrote:I think I should get extra points for living in the same state as Melissa.
I say one point for every 10 miles closer that I am. Distance should be an important factor. What if she has a rough day and needs a hug? My hug is within close driving distance as opposed to the competition's.

Judges? I think he makes a very good point here. Something to consider?

ph4ever wrote:

12Volt wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:Jay Mal is failing you here. Tell her to get back and pimp

I know!

Where my pimpetts at?

Mal is in a meeting and I am stuck working!!! In our eyes you're the winner and Troy needs to realize he'll have to answer to me in person in about 1 1/2 months!!!

I cannot let a threat detour me from my duties

Jay can cook - 5 points.

sailingagain wrote:Dig DEEP into your bag of tricks.

ummm... My client has a professional fighting record...

IN FACT: My client has been known to go out drinking until 4am the night before a fight... be at his tournament at 8:30am and still win the match

ph4ever wrote:

12Volt wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:Jay Mal is failing you here. Tell her to get back and pimp

I know!

Where my pimpetts at?

Mal is in a meeting and I am stuck working!!! In our eyes you're the winner and Troy needs to realize he'll have to answer to me in person in about 1 1/2 months!!!

PHBeerman wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

12Volt wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:Jay Mal is failing you here. Tell her to get back and pimp

I know!

Where my pimpetts at?

Mal is in a meeting and I am stuck working!!! In our eyes you're the winner and Troy needs to realize he'll have to answer to me in person in about 1 1/2 months!!!

I cannot let a threat detour me from my duties

ok then consider my motion

ph4ever wrote:

sailingagain wrote:

HsvParrothead wrote:

huskies03 wrote:I think we lost Melissa in all this...

She has no say in this anyways...

Yeah....since when is this about HER???

I think there should be points deducted for these statements, even if in jest

HsvParrothead wrote:

sailingagain wrote:Dig DEEP into your bag of tricks.

ummm... My client has a professional fighting record...

IN FACT: My client has been known to go out drinking until 4am the night before a fight... be at his tournament at 8:30am and still win the match

Ummm...I'm not sure this is helping.

Jay's a lover, not a fighter!!

sailingagain wrote:

HsvParrothead wrote:

sailingagain wrote:Dig DEEP into your bag of tricks.

ummm... My client has a professional fighting record...

IN FACT: My client has been known to go out drinking until 4am the night before a fight... be at his tournament at 8:30am and still win the match

Ummm...I'm not sure this is helping.

so you client has a history of disregard for himself and the lives of others by drinking all night long and then DRIVING himself to a match. And along that drive WHILE LEGALLY INTOXICATED he could have been in an accident SERIOUSLY MAMING POSSIBLY KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE


I think points should be deducted for lack of consideration of fellow humans

Basically, my rep has allowed me to be portrayed as an aggressive, alcoholic, mysogonistic, manwhore.




Aren't reps supposed to LIE on their clients behalf???

huskies03 wrote:Jay's a lover, not a fighter!!

So whenever Melissa is in need of protection... what's he gonna do... kiss the perp to death

ph4ever wrote:

so you client has a history of disregard for himself and the lives of others by drinking all night long and then DRIVING himself to a match. And along that drive WHILE LEGALLY INTOXICATED he could have been in an accident SERIOUSLY MAMING POSSIBLY KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE


I think points should be deducted for lack of consideration of fellow humans

Ummm......in my defense, I was in Chicago and I took a cab.

huskies03 wrote:Jay can cook - 5 points.

Are you Jay's mom?

HsvParrothead wrote:

huskies03 wrote:Jay's a lover, not a fighter!!

So whenever Melissa is in need of protection... what's he gonna do... kiss the perp to death

better than breathe drunken breath on him and cause said perp to puke on Melissa

ph4ever wrote:so you client has a history of disregard for himself and the lives of others by drinking all night long and then DRIVING himself to a match. And along that drive WHILE LEGALLY INTOXICATED he could have been in an accident SERIOUSLY MAMING POSSIBLY KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE

First... he was driven to the match with a team staying at the same hotel in Chicago...

Second... we had just hung out with IUP all night, the night before... cut him some slack, wasnt that lesson enough in life

ph4ever wrote:
better than breathe drunken breath on him and cause said perp to puke on Melissa

In my defense again...I'm not ALWAYS drunk. Geez.

Points will be deducted for all mud-slinging. The job of a pimp is to tell me why I should forward my recommendation of their client onto my client.

Now carry on. I want a good clean contest here.

Points will also be deducted if contestants mothers post.

PHBeerman wrote:

huskies03 wrote:Jay can cook - 5 points.

Are you Jay's mom?

Monitor Squeegie Please!

HsvParrothead wrote:

ph4ever wrote:so you client has a history of disregard for himself and the lives of others by drinking all night long and then DRIVING himself to a match. And along that drive WHILE LEGALLY INTOXICATED he could have been in an accident SERIOUSLY MAMING POSSIBLY KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE

First... he was driven to the match with a team staying at the same hotel in Chicago...

Second... we had just hung out with IUP all night, the night before... cut him some slack, wasnt that lesson enough in life

oh no - no slack cutting when it comes to filling in for Mal in representation of Jay