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Posted: May 11, 2005 7:15 pm
by HsvParrothead
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:(But will you still eat oreos with me in the hot tub, John?)
MOTION TO STRIKE -
My client has never eaten oreos in a hot tub with one Ms. BEG and in no way should such statements be allowed that would imply or cause unjust specalution resulting in reasonable doubt as to his ability to perform or maintain a proper relationship and fulfill his duties in the role of Boyfriend...
ie: my client is NOT a manwhore
Posted: May 11, 2005 7:24 pm
by sailingagain
Posted: May 11, 2005 7:29 pm
by Brown Eyed Girl
Posted: May 11, 2005 7:43 pm
by sailingagain
Posted: May 11, 2005 7:50 pm
by HsvParrothead
Dear Ms. BEG:
We do not wish to upset you!!
We are merely running a public campaign here that is at the forefront of BN Topic and highly visible to all influential parties involved... it is this counsels wishes to keep any potentialy scandilous relationships out of the publics eye until all votes are in and 12Volts has conceded...
It is simply not in the best interest of our client to allow him the opportunity to "work the dating scene" with multiple partners while fighting for the heart of one SweetMelissa... Our platform is built on strong morals, ethical practices and a lil bit of talented tongue action...
Thank You For Your Future Compliance In This Matter!!!
Sincerely,
~Your Lil Bro
Posted: May 11, 2005 7:54 pm
by job41475
PHBeerman wrote:New Application
Name?____________Jerry O___________
Occupation?______4 star Hotel Department Head____________
Are you a Yankees Fan? __X_Yes (Have successfully dated two red sox fans in the past, one for 3 years. It can be done. ___Oh hell no
Will you treat Melissa in such a manner that you will be highly regarded as a Gentleman? _X_Yes __No (If no stop here)
At what Address can Santa find you if you don’t treat her in a manner that you will be highly regarded as a Gentleman?_____________________________Not a concern____________________
Where will you take her to dine on your first date_________Italian or Japanese__________
What is the Avg meal price?_________pricey is fine___________________
References_____LIPH and Ma_Buffett have met me the most times I believe________________________________________
Posted: May 11, 2005 7:58 pm
by sailingagain
HsvParrothead wrote:Dear Ms. BEG:
We do not wish to upset you!!
We are merely running a public campaign here that is at the forefront of BN Topic and highly visible to all influential parties involved... it is this counsels wishes to keep any potentialy scandilous relationships out of the publics eye until all votes are in and 12Volts has conceded...
It is simply not in the best interest of our client to allow him the opportunity to "work the dating scene" with multiple partners while fighting for the heart of one SweetMelissa... Our platform is built on strong morals, ethical practices and a lil bit of talented tongue action...
Thank You For Your Future Compliance In This Matter!!!
Sincerely,
~Your Lil Bro
Yeah.....what he said.
Posted: May 11, 2005 7:58 pm
by Brown Eyed Girl
For Sale: One Little Bro
Will accept any offer.
Posted: May 11, 2005 8:07 pm
by HsvParrothead
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:For Sale: One Little Bro
Will accept any offer.
Posted: May 11, 2005 8:08 pm
by Coconuts
Can I be bachelorette number 2? I'm down to 2 guys I'm interested in....
Posted: May 11, 2005 8:10 pm
by HsvParrothead
HsvParrothead wrote:FTR - Kat... and those who dont know whats goin on at this point...
Melissa wants a date... she is represented by her pimp Troy (PHBeerman)
We had several applications (drawn up by Troy) and managed to narrow the field down to two candidates at this stage... Jay (12Volts) and John (sailingagain)
Jay is represented by Mallory (buffettbride)
John is represented by Me...
Both gentleman are required to have formal representation aka: pimps...to negotiate with Troy for a date with Melissa
We had a points system running... but kept coming up with a tie...
Now were in limbo....but one thing remains the same... Melissa has no say in any of this
at this point a recap is necessary every page or so...
Posted: May 11, 2005 8:11 pm
by HsvParrothead
Coconuts wrote:Can I be bachelorette number 2? I'm down to 2 guys I'm interested in....
Select your Agents/Pimps... and See Troy for all applicable paperwork
Posted: May 11, 2005 8:19 pm
by SweetMelissa
12Volt wrote:I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.
Point?
Me too!
Posted: May 11, 2005 8:21 pm
by 12Volt
PHBeerman wrote:Brown Eyed Girl wrote:HsvParrothead wrote:FTR - Kat... and those who dont know whats goin on at this point...
Melissa wants a date... she is represented by her pimp Troy (PHBeerman)
We had several applications (drawn up by Troy) and managed to narrow the field down to two candidates at this stage... Jay (12Volts) and John (sailingagain)
Jay is represented by Mallory (buffettbride)
John is represented by Me...
Both gentleman are required to have formal representation aka: pimps...to negotiate with Troy for a date with Melissa
We had a points system running... but kept coming up with a tie...
Now were in limbo....but one thing remains the same... Melissa has no say in any of this
Well, being that I actually know John....he wins by default! And what a fine choice, I might add! 
(But will you still eat oreos with me in the hot tub, John?)
Hey I am the decision maker here.
And a hell of a fine decision maker at that. You've actually declared me the winner... twice already
yet somehow the charades continue
Posted: May 11, 2005 8:24 pm
by SweetMelissa
PHBeerman wrote:huskies03 wrote:I think we lost Melissa in all this...
She'll be back. She totally trusts her pimp.
It's true...and i'm back!
PWI but i'm back!
Posted: May 11, 2005 8:25 pm
by 12Volt
Posted: May 11, 2005 8:28 pm
by 12Volt
sailingagain wrote:
I am not a MANWHORE!!!!
Objection! This statement is contradictory to previous posts given under oath!
Posted: May 11, 2005 8:31 pm
by 12Volt
HsvParrothead wrote:Our platform is built on strong morals, ethical practices and a lil bit of talented tongue action...
Hey you stole my platform!
Give it back
Posted: May 11, 2005 8:35 pm
by SweetMelissa
This is great!!!!!!!!!!!!
Troy has my permission to pick the winner I love my pimp, however SA's representation says he's a manwhore...i'm not a girlwhore sooooo............ that's a no no.
Troy choose wisely my man.
Posted: May 11, 2005 8:38 pm
by SweetMelissa
12volt was that you cooking in the pic before??? he's cute too Troy I think they are both cute...you pick
