Dating Disasters

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 12, 2005 3:26 pm

iuparrothead wrote:
Only $5,000? Dun.

NICE!!! And put in a good word for me while you are here.

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » May 12, 2005 3:30 pm

* * leaning provocatively over the rail , addressing the jury * *

ladies and gentlemen. . .

It is not my intention to reveal any information to you at this time . . .

I will say , however, it is my sole responsibility ( at this time ) to represent my client to the best of my ability . . bringing to completion all his wildest dreams. . . .

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » May 12, 2005 3:30 pm

sailingagain wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:
Only $5,000? Dun.
NICE!!! And put in a good word for me while you are here.

Like what? That you are incredibly hott & sexy???

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 12, 2005 3:33 pm

ANNOUNCEMENT:

JOHN HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY DROPPED FROM THIS COMPETITION.

THE NEW BACHELOR WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY.

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 12, 2005 3:33 pm

iuparrothead wrote:
Like what? That you are incredibly hott & sexy???

That'll do. (I encourage lying if it will benefit me in the long run)

12Volt · Post by **12Volt** » May 12, 2005 3:35 pm

PHBeerman wrote:ANNOUNCEMENT:

JOHN HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY DROPPED FROM THIS COMPETITION.

THE NEW BACHELOR WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY.

Thank god the voice of Pimpin'Reason is back!

TROY

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 12, 2005 3:36 pm

PHBeerman wrote:ANNOUNCEMENT:

JOHN HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY DROPPED FROM THIS COMPETITION.

THE NEW BACHELOR WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY.

Umm.......team?? Little help here.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 12, 2005 3:38 pm

Disqualification is a result of the following infractions

Attempting to bribe the official question editor of the competition. And
Cheesy Lyrics posted by agent that has been banned from competition already

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 12, 2005 3:42 pm

PHBeerman wrote:Disqualification is a result of the following infractions

Attempting to bribe the official question editor of the competition. And
Cheesy Lyrics posted by agent that has been banned from competition already

1. There is no proof of that.

2. He was fired already when this travesty occurred.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 12, 2005 3:42 pm

John I really think you should seek new council as from my prospective, your current council has proven that you are a drunken manwhore who is a Yankmees fan, who also listens to cheesy 80's music while getting drunk alone at home.

Not a really pleasant picture. Give me a call I will recommend good council.

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 12, 2005 3:43 pm

For God's sake PHBeerman......

The Balcony Girls were leaning provocatively over a railing. Does that not do ANTHING for you???

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 12, 2005 3:43 pm

sailingagain wrote:I am proud to announce that the newest member of the powerhouse bachelor firm known as "Sailing Again Inc.(TM)".......

Please welcome :

THE BALCONY GIRLS!!!!!!!

They are joining PR man extraordinare, HSV, in what will surely be a thorough and decisive victory in wooing the affections of SweetMelissa.

Welcome to the team........now kick some ass!!!!

Proof of Bribery

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 12, 2005 3:44 pm

sailingagain wrote:For God's sake PHBeerman......

The Balcony Girls were leaning provocatively over a railing. Does that not do ANTHING for you???

It does something.

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 12, 2005 3:46 pm

PHBeerman wrote:John I really think you should seek new council as from my prospective, your current council has proven is that you are a drunken manwhore who is a Yankmees fan, who also listens to cheesy 80's music while getting drunk alone at home.

Not a really pleasant picture. Give me a call I will recommend good council.

Wait.......I think the "unbiased official" is using my honest admittance of Yankees love against me. This strikes me as a tad unethical.

I MOVE FOR A VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE AGAINST THE OFFICIAL!!!!

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 12, 2005 3:47 pm

sailingagain wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:John I really think you should seek new council as from my prospective, your current council has proven is that you are a drunken manwhore who is a Yankmees fan, who also listens to cheesy 80's music while getting drunk alone at home.

Not a really pleasant picture. Give me a call I will recommend good council.
Wait.......I think the "unbiased official" is using my honest admittance of Yankees love against me. This strikes me as a tad unethical.

I MOVE FOR A VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE AGAINST THE OFFICIAL!!!!

OK will all of the Boston Fans please vote on this issue. As you are within my client's peer group, thus will be able to make the most informed decision.

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 12, 2005 3:49 pm

PHBeerman wrote: OK will all of the Boston Fans please vote on this issue. As you are within my client's peer group, thus will be able to make the most informed decision.

Wait!

The Boston fans?????

Blast you cursed official. (Vengeance will be mine!!!)

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » May 12, 2005 3:53 pm

PHBeerman wrote:Disqualification is a result of the following infractions

Attempting to bribe the official question editor of the competition. And
Cheesy Lyrics posted by agent that has been banned from competition already

. . . . .WHA THE . . . .

hey. . .I object . . .! !

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 12, 2005 3:54 pm

balcony girls wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:Disqualification is a result of the following infractions

Attempting to bribe the official question editor of the competition. And
Cheesy Lyrics posted by agent that has been banned from competition already

. . . . .WHA THE . . . .

hey. . .I object . . .! !

Clearly the official is on the take.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 12, 2005 3:56 pm

balcony girls wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:Disqualification is a result of the following infractions

Attempting to bribe the official question editor of the competition. And
Cheesy Lyrics posted by agent that has been banned from competition already

. . . . .WHA THE . . . .

hey. . .I object . . .! !

Caught red handed. I think we all learned a lesson here today.

Cindi will do anything for money.

Now that you have been exposed as the money grubber that you are, hand your head in shame.

12Volt · Post by **12Volt** » May 12, 2005 3:58 pm

PHBeerman wrote:
sailingagain wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:John I really think you should seek new council as from my prospective, your current council has proven is that you are a drunken manwhore who is a Yankmees fan, who also listens to cheesy 80's music while getting drunk alone at home.

Not a really pleasant picture. Give me a call I will recommend good council.
Wait.......I think the "unbiased official" is using my honest admittance of Yankees love against me. This strikes me as a tad unethical.

I MOVE FOR A VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE AGAINST THE OFFICIAL!!!!
OK will all of the Boston Fans please vote on this issue. As you are within my client's peer group, thus will be able to make the most informed decision.

I vote Troy as Pimp of the Year and the disqualification should stand and that every post made after this one...

PHBeerman wrote:
12Volt wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:New Application

Name?__JAY__

Occupation?___Quality Engineer__

Are you a Yankees Fan? X_Oh hell no, Born a Red Sox fan and will die a Red Sox fan!

Will you treat Melissa in such a manner that you will be highly regarded as a Gentleman? _X_Yes, of course, without a doubt.

At what Address can Santa find you if you don’t treat her in a manner that you will be highly regarded as a Gentleman?__Santa is a very wise and smart man and knows every good boys address.__

Where will you take her to dine on your first date__I have Red Sox tickets! Maybe dinner at Boston Beer Works before the game? __

What is the Avg meal price?___I'm guessing $20 - $30 maybe more with drinks and desert?____________

References___Troy, Connie__________
So did my application make the cut?
Mel I think we have a winner.

should be stricken from the record, null and void..