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In My Defense: I CANNOT be disqualified from said competition Troy... Simply because I AM NOT a contestant... I merely represent one... Furthermore... I find it rather alarming that you choose to disqualify my client based on '80's Rock Ballad Lyrics which gained a response from Melissa...and I quote... "Now That Was Cute!"

A lil Bias towards the Sox fan here are we not... especially given the fact that we gained a positive response from YOUR client Ms. Melissa.. yet you choose to ignore her emotions and feelings on the matter
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HsvParrothead wrote:In My Defense: I CANNOT be disqualified from said competition Troy... Simply because I AM NOT a contestant... I merely represent one... Furthermore... I find it rather alarming that you choose to disqualify my client based on '80's Rock Ballad Lyrics which gained a response from Melissa...and I quote... "Now That Was Cute!"

A lil Bias towards the Sox fan here are we not... especially given the fact that we gained a positive response from YOUR client Ms. Melissa.. yet you choose to ignore her emotions and feelings on the matter
You're banned because your client has stated that he fired you.
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PHBeerman wrote:
balcony girls wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:Disqualification is a result of the following infractions

Attempting to bribe the official question editor of the competition. And
Cheesy Lyrics posted by agent that has been banned from competition already


:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

. . . . .WHA THE . . . .

hey. . .I object . . .! !

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Caught red handed. I think we all learned a lesson here today.

Cindi will do anything for money.

Now that you have been exposed as the money grubber that you are, hand your head in shame.
. . . .I DON'T THINK SO . . . .

you have not heard the last of me, MR. mister whateveryoucallyourself . .. . .

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Post by tequilatom »

PHBeerman wrote:John I really think you should seek new council as from my prospective, your current council has proven that you are a drunken manwhore who is a Yankmees fan, who also listens to cheesy 80's music while getting drunk alone at home.


Not a really pleasant picture. Give me a call I will recommend good council.
Jackie Chiles is available.

I think john's council has him headed to death row. According to the above prospective.
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PHBeerman wrote:
You're banned because your client has stated that he fired you.
He was "reassigned"!!!!
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sailingagain wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
You're banned because your client has stated that he fired you.
He was "reassigned"!!!!
He can't be. He's been banned.


Do you like the circular logic?
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tequilatom wrote: I think john's council has him headed to death row. According to the above prospective.
Your not kidding. Some guy just came here looking to fit me for a bright orange jumpsuit. :o
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sailingagain wrote:2. He was fired already when this travesty occurred.
After reviewing the records... I find that the only mention of my firing since the Chicago lyrics were released was mentioned here in response to you accussations...

This was in response to you... No Where in these proceedings or in PM has John ever stated... YOUR FIRED
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sailingagain wrote:
tequilatom wrote: I think john's council has him headed to death row. According to the above prospective.
Your not kidding. Some guy just came here looking to fit me for a bright orange jumpsuit. :o
buck up , sweetie . . .

it ain't over till I say it's over ! ! !

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HsvParrothead wrote:
sailingagain wrote:2. He was fired already when this travesty occurred.
After reviewing the records... I find that the only mention of my firing since the Chicago lyrics were released was mentioned here in response to you accussations...

This was in response to you... No Where in these proceedings or in PM has John ever stated... YOUR FIRED
That is because John cannot use that phrase due to the copywrite that was filed by Donald Trump.
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sailingagain wrote:
tequilatom wrote: I think john's council has him headed to death row. According to the above prospective.
Your not kidding. Some guy just came here looking to fit me for a bright orange jumpsuit. :o
You want to win , get me some bribe money or Front row buffett tickets . I have to go up to Massachussetts on Saturday. I'm not far from where she goes to school and i'll pay her off.
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sailingagain wrote:Your not kidding. Some guy just came here looking to fit me for a bright orange jumpsuit. :o
Dont worry John... you'll never have a reserved seat in a Image as long as BG and I represent you
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PHBeerman wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote:
sailingagain wrote:2. He was fired already when this travesty occurred.
After reviewing the records... I find that the only mention of my firing since the Chicago lyrics were released was mentioned here in response to you accussations...

This was in response to you... No Where in these proceedings or in PM has John ever stated... YOUR FIRED
That is because John cannot use that phrase due to the copywrite that was filed by Donald Trump.
EXACTLY... Thanks For Proving My Point... I stay based on a technicality :P :lol:
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tequilatom wrote:
sailingagain wrote:
tequilatom wrote: I think john's council has him headed to death row. According to the above prospective.
Your not kidding. Some guy just came here looking to fit me for a bright orange jumpsuit. :o
You want to win , get me some bribe money or Front row buffett tickets . I have to go up to Massachussetts on Saturday. I'm not far from where she goes to school and i'll pay her off.
haha TT you behave! :o
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HsvParrothead wrote:
sailingagain wrote:Your not kidding. Some guy just came here looking to fit me for a bright orange jumpsuit. :o
Dont worry John... you'll never have a reserved seat in a Image as long as BG and I represent you
yeah . .what Kev said. . .

and we can prove it " beyond a shadow of a doubt " . . .

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that and as long as you pay me . . ! !

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HsvParrothead wrote: Dont worry John... you'll never have a reserved seat in a Image as long as BG and I represent you
Somehow as each minute passes, I find your words less and less comforting. :-?
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sailingagain wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote: Dont worry John... you'll never have a reserved seat in a Image as long as BG and I represent you
Somehow as each minute passes, I find your words less and less comforting. :-?
What do you expect... I'm doing Pro Bono work here... :roll:
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sailingagain wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote: Dont worry John... you'll never have a reserved seat in a Image as long as BG and I represent you
Somehow as each minute passes, I find your words less and less comforting. :-?
hey . .cry baby ! !

I'm not here to defend some weeny boy . .

now wipe that snot off your nose and get over here . . .we need to consult . .! !

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tequilatom wrote:
sailingagain wrote:
tequilatom wrote: I think john's council has him headed to death row. According to the above prospective.
Your not kidding. Some guy just came here looking to fit me for a bright orange jumpsuit. :o
You want to win , get me some bribe money or Front row buffett tickets . I have to go up to Massachussetts on Saturday. I'm not far from where she goes to school and i'll pay her off.
:evil: More Bribery!?!?

DOUBLE DISQUALIFICATION!!!
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Post by sailingagain »

balcony girls wrote:
hey . .cry baby ! !

I'm not here to defend some weeny boy . .

now wipe that snot off your nose and get over here . . .we need to consult . .! !

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Right........I'm ready for a fight. LEAD ME TO VICTORY!!!! :pirate:
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