Dating Disasters

tequilatom · Post by **tequilatom** » May 12, 2005 4:19 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:
tequilatom wrote:
sailingagain wrote:
tequilatom wrote: I think john's council has him headed to death row. According to the above prospective.
Your not kidding. Some guy just came here looking to fit me for a bright orange jumpsuit.
You want to win , get me some bribe money or Front row buffett tickets . I have to go up to Massachussetts on Saturday. I'm not far from where she goes to school and i'll pay her off.
haha TT you behave!

Just trying to help the poor guy SM. And i always behave........... in my own sorta way.

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » May 12, 2005 4:20 pm

12Volt wrote:More Bribery!?!?

I'd Like The Record To Show...

That 12Volts is unable to support Melissa properly as it is obvious that John has deeper pockets in order to not only win the affections of the lady in question but also to treat her to the lifestyle that she deserves...

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 12, 2005 4:22 pm

HsvParrothead wrote: as it is obvious that John has deeper pockets in order to not only win the affections of the lady in question but also to treat her to the lifestyle that she deserves...

Not if my "Dream Team" keeps sucking me dry.

Why do I think "Sailing Again Inc.(TM)" is destined to end up like Enron?

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 12, 2005 4:22 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:
12Volts wrote:More Bribery!?!?
I Like The Record To Show...

That 12Volts is unable to support Melissa properly as it is obvious that John has deeper pockets in order to not only win the affections of the lady in question but also to treat her to the lifestyle that she deserves...

Or does the record show that John is a spendthrift who will have them in the poor house in no time?

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » May 12, 2005 4:23 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:
12Volt wrote:More Bribery!?!?
I'd Like The Record To Show...

That 12Volts is unable to support Melissa properly as it is obvious that John has deeper pockets in order to not only win the affections of the lady in question but also to treat her to the lifestyle that she deserves...

and he paid my bill . .snap . .just like that . .! !

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » May 12, 2005 4:24 pm

PHBeerman wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote:
12Volts wrote:More Bribery!?!?
I Like The Record To Show...

That 12Volts is unable to support Melissa properly as it is obvious that John has deeper pockets in order to not only win the affections of the lady in question but also to treat her to the lifestyle that she deserves...
Or does the record show that John is a spendthrift who will have them in the poor house in no time?

Not at all... the irish mafia would never allow that to happen... ooops... did I say that out loud

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » May 12, 2005 4:26 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote:
12Volts wrote:More Bribery!?!?
I Like The Record To Show...

That 12Volts is unable to support Melissa properly as it is obvious that John has deeper pockets in order to not only win the affections of the lady in question but also to treat her to the lifestyle that she deserves...
Or does the record show that John is a spendthrift who will have them in the poor house in no time?
Not at all... the irish mafia would never allow that to happen... ooops... did I say that out loud

sh-hhh. . .

now get back to that legal double talk thingy . .

rule #1 . . keep em confused. . ! !

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » May 12, 2005 4:28 pm

Actually... BG... I just figured that reiterated my point that Melissa will have no say in this...

And Power In Numbers...

tequilatom · Post by **tequilatom** » May 12, 2005 4:28 pm

sailingagain wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote: as it is obvious that John has deeper pockets in order to not only win the affections of the lady in question but also to treat her to the lifestyle that she deserves...
Not if my "Dream Team" keeps sucking me dry.

Why do I think "Sailing Again Inc.(TM)" is destined to end up like Enron?

Sailing Again Inc. (TM). I slowly becoming Sailing Away Inc. Or do you have that sinking feeling. Remember the last Dream Team put together got beat.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » May 12, 2005 4:28 pm

balcony girls wrote:now get back to that legal double talk thingy . .

If the law is against you, pound the facts.
If the facts are against you, pound the law.
If the law and the facts are both against you, pound the table.

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » May 12, 2005 4:30 pm

tequilatom wrote:Sailing Again Inc. (TM). I slowly becoming Sailing Away Inc. Or do you have that sinking feeling.

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » May 12, 2005 4:30 pm

tequilatom wrote:
sailingagain wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote: as it is obvious that John has deeper pockets in order to not only win the affections of the lady in question but also to treat her to the lifestyle that she deserves...
Not if my "Dream Team" keeps sucking me dry.

Why do I think "Sailing Again Inc.(TM)" is destined to end up like Enron?
Sailing Again Inc. (TM). I slowly becoming Sailing Away Inc. Or do you have that sinking feeling. Remember the last Dream Team put together got beat.

T/Tom . . .

may I have a word with you . . um . . maybe at the House. . ? ? ?

or would you rather wait till Mohegan . .? ?

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » May 12, 2005 4:32 pm

LIPH wrote:
balcony girls wrote:now get back to that legal double talk thingy . .
If the law is against you, pound the facts.
If the facts are against you, pound the law.
If the law and the facts are both against you, pound the table.

perfect. . .

may I use that . .? !

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 12, 2005 4:36 pm

balcony girls wrote:
LIPH wrote:
balcony girls wrote:now get back to that legal double talk thingy . .
If the law is against you, pound the facts.
If the facts are against you, pound the law.
If the law and the facts are both against you, pound the table.
perfect. . .

may I use that . .? !

You are already using the last one.

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » May 12, 2005 4:36 pm

LIPH wrote:
balcony girls wrote:now get back to that legal double talk thingy . .
If the law is against you, pound the facts.
If the facts are against you, pound the law.
If the law and the facts are both against you, pound the table.

*Pounding Table*

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 12, 2005 4:36 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:
LIPH wrote:
balcony girls wrote:now get back to that legal double talk thingy . .
If the law is against you, pound the facts.
If the facts are against you, pound the law.
If the law and the facts are both against you, pound the table.
*Pounding Table*

Water out the nose. Thanks Kev.

tequilatom · Post by **tequilatom** » May 12, 2005 4:37 pm

balcony girls wrote:
tequilatom wrote:
sailingagain wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote: as it is obvious that John has deeper pockets in order to not only win the affections of the lady in question but also to treat her to the lifestyle that she deserves...
Not if my "Dream Team" keeps sucking me dry.

Why do I think "Sailing Again Inc.(TM)" is destined to end up like Enron?
Sailing Again Inc. (TM). I slowly becoming Sailing Away Inc. Or do you have that sinking feeling. Remember the last Dream Team put together got beat.
T/Tom . . .

may I have a word with you . . um . . maybe at the House. . ? ? ?

or would you rather wait till Mohegan . .? ?

It may have to be at the house and quickly. If you wait to Mohegan. They would of set his date of execution by then.

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » May 12, 2005 4:37 pm

PHBeerman wrote:Water out the nose. Thanks Kev.

Anytime

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » May 12, 2005 4:41 pm

PHBeerman wrote:
balcony girls wrote:
LIPH wrote:
balcony girls wrote:now get back to that legal double talk thingy . .
If the law is against you, pound the facts.
If the facts are against you, pound the law.
If the law and the facts are both against you, pound the table.
perfect. . .

may I use that . .? !

You are already using the last one.

laws can be bent. .

facts can be " distorted "

pounding the table makes my . . er . .chest bounce . .! !

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » May 12, 2005 4:45 pm

balcony girls wrote:laws can be bent. .

facts can be " distorted "

pounding the table makes my . . er . .chest bounce . .! !

Bouncing chests make my . . .

Never mind