Alright who hass 911 on their speed dial. Larry is about to have a heart attack again.LIPH wrote:Bouncing chests make my . . .balcony girls wrote:laws can be bent. .
facts can be " distorted "
pounding the table makes my . . er . .chest bounce . .! !
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PHBeerman wrote:Alright who hass 911 on their speed dial. Larry is about to have a heart attack again.LIPH wrote:Bouncing chests make my . . .balcony girls wrote:laws can be bent. .
facts can be " distorted "
pounding the table makes my . . er . .chest bounce . .! !
Never mind![]()
I don't but I know the number........now what's the number to 911 again
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that's all I need to know. .tequilatom wrote:BG , i don't like you .......... I love you, you should know thatbalcony girls wrote:and here I thought you liked me . .tequilatom wrote:It may have to be at the house and quickly. If you wait to Mohegan. They would of set his date of execution by then.
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A 94 year old heart can't handle all of this!PHBeerman wrote:Alright who hass 911 on their speed dial. Larry is about to have a heart attack again.LIPH wrote:Bouncing chests make my . . .balcony girls wrote:laws can be bent. .
facts can be " distorted "
pounding the table makes my . . er . .chest bounce . .! !
Never mind![]()
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You seem to be forgetting something. I'm a lawyer. No heart.iuparrothead wrote:A 94 year old heart can't handle all of this!PHBeerman wrote:Alright who hass 911 on their speed dial. Larry is about to have a heart attack again.LIPH wrote:Bouncing chests make my . . .balcony girls wrote:laws can be bent. .
facts can be " distorted "
pounding the table makes my . . er . .chest bounce . .! !
Never mind![]()
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Now that the opposition is distracted... and no longer appear to be present
THE VOTES ARE IN AND JOHN HAS WON MELISSAS HAND IN DATING !!!!

THE VOTES ARE IN AND JOHN HAS WON MELISSAS HAND IN DATING !!!!
MOTM 2005
Sip, Sip, Give
Every Stripper Deserves A DJ
There's gotta be a girl drunk enough in this town
Gerber!
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I Make Her What??
2am, Jack Flats, I Lost Cuervo!!
The Curse..
Sip, Sip, Give
Every Stripper Deserves A DJ
There's gotta be a girl drunk enough in this town
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I Make Her What??
2am, Jack Flats, I Lost Cuervo!!
The Curse..
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Umm....he's trying to fight through certain "handicaps". Let's just say Kev is "special". When he makes a poor point, or says anything that hurts my case, just remember he's a little slow on the take......if 'ya smell what I'm cookin'?PHBeerman wrote:
John just lost another point.
John You better fire this guy quick one more loss, and you are done for.
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Are you trying to bring it to my attention that I should fire my PR man or are you trying to make me feel worse about the fact that I got tapped at the gym??PHBeerman wrote:I want to bring this post back to your attention John.SweetMelissa wrote:awww SA sorry you got beat up!
Troy is in charge...you should fire your rep.![]()
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I still bring this to your attention... still the best response out of her yet John...SweetMelissa wrote:Ok HSV now that was cute!![]()
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MOTM 2005
Sip, Sip, Give
Every Stripper Deserves A DJ
There's gotta be a girl drunk enough in this town
Gerber!
MOTM 2006
I Make Her What??
2am, Jack Flats, I Lost Cuervo!!
The Curse..
Sip, Sip, Give
Every Stripper Deserves A DJ
There's gotta be a girl drunk enough in this town
Gerber!
MOTM 2006
I Make Her What??
2am, Jack Flats, I Lost Cuervo!!
The Curse..
Both. You cannot take another defeat son.sailingagain wrote:Are you trying to bring it to my attention that I should fire my PR man or are you trying to make me feel worse about the fact that I got tapped at the gym??PHBeerman wrote:I want to bring this post back to your attention John.SweetMelissa wrote:awww SA sorry you got beat up!
Troy is in charge...you should fire your rep.![]()
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