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Post by PHBeerman »

LIPH wrote:
balcony girls wrote:laws can be bent. .

facts can be " distorted "

pounding the table makes my . . er . .chest bounce . .! !

:wench:
Bouncing chests make my . . .

Never mind :oops: :oops:
Alright who hass 911 on their speed dial. Larry is about to have a heart attack again.
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tequilatom wrote:It may have to be at the house and quickly. If you wait to Mohegan. They would of set his date of execution by then.
and here I thought you liked me . .

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Post by ph4ever »

PHBeerman wrote:
LIPH wrote:
balcony girls wrote:laws can be bent. .

facts can be " distorted "

pounding the table makes my . . er . .chest bounce . .! !

:wench:
Bouncing chests make my . . .

Never mind :oops: :oops:
Alright who hass 911 on their speed dial. Larry is about to have a heart attack again.

I don't but I know the number........now what's the number to 911 again
Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
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Post by tequilatom »

balcony girls wrote:
tequilatom wrote:It may have to be at the house and quickly. If you wait to Mohegan. They would of set his date of execution by then.
and here I thought you liked me . .

:(
BG , i don't like you .......... I love you, you should know that
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Post by balcony girls »

tequilatom wrote:
balcony girls wrote:
tequilatom wrote:It may have to be at the house and quickly. If you wait to Mohegan. They would of set his date of execution by then.
and here I thought you liked me . .

:(
BG , i don't like you .......... I love you, you should know that
that's all I need to know. .

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Post by iuparrothead »

PHBeerman wrote:
LIPH wrote:
balcony girls wrote:laws can be bent. .

facts can be " distorted "

pounding the table makes my . . er . .chest bounce . .! !

:wench:
Bouncing chests make my . . .

Never mind :oops: :oops:
Alright who hass 911 on their speed dial. Larry is about to have a heart attack again.
A 94 year old heart can't handle all of this!
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Post by tikitatas »

*BOUNCE*

Hi Larry!
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Post by LIPH »

iuparrothead wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
LIPH wrote:
balcony girls wrote:laws can be bent. .

facts can be " distorted "

pounding the table makes my . . er . .chest bounce . .! !

:wench:
Bouncing chests make my . . .

Never mind :oops: :oops:
Alright who hass 911 on their speed dial. Larry is about to have a heart attack again.
A 94 year old heart can't handle all of this!
You seem to be forgetting something. I'm a lawyer. No heart.
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Post by tikitatas »

I don't think it was his heart that was being affected by the bouncing boobies! :o
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tikitatas wrote:I don't think it was his heart that was being affected by the bouncing boobies! :o
True... but he's 94... can he???
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Post by sailingagain »

LIPH wrote: You seem to be forgetting something. I'm a lawyer. No heart.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by HsvParrothead »

Now that the opposition is distracted... and no longer appear to be present :wink:

THE VOTES ARE IN AND JOHN HAS WON MELISSAS HAND IN DATING !!!! :D :D :D
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Post by PHBeerman »

HsvParrothead wrote:Now that the opposition is distracted... and no longer appear to be present :wink:

THE VOTES ARE IN AND JOHN HAS WON MELISSAS HAND IN DATING !!!! :D :D :D

John just lost another point.


John You better fire this guy quick one more loss, and you are done for.
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Post by sailingagain »

PHBeerman wrote:
John just lost another point.


John You better fire this guy quick one more loss, and you are done for.
Umm....he's trying to fight through certain "handicaps". Let's just say Kev is "special". When he makes a poor point, or says anything that hurts my case, just remember he's a little slow on the take......if 'ya smell what I'm cookin'? :wink:
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Post by PHBeerman »

SweetMelissa wrote:awww SA sorry you got beat up! :o
Troy is in charge...you should fire your rep. :wink: :wink:
I want to bring this post back to your attention John.
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Post by sailingagain »

PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:awww SA sorry you got beat up! :o
Troy is in charge...you should fire your rep. :wink: :wink:
I want to bring this post back to your attention John.
Are you trying to bring it to my attention that I should fire my PR man or are you trying to make me feel worse about the fact that I got tapped at the gym?? :-? :)
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Post by HsvParrothead »

SweetMelissa wrote:Ok HSV now that was cute! :oops: :lol: :wink:
I still bring this to your attention... still the best response out of her yet John...
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sailingagain wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:awww SA sorry you got beat up! :o
Troy is in charge...you should fire your rep. :wink: :wink:
I want to bring this post back to your attention John.
Are you trying to bring it to my attention that I should fire my PR man or are you trying to make me feel worse about the fact that I got tapped at the gym?? :-? :)
Both. You cannot take another defeat son.
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Post by sailingagain »

HsvParrothead wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:Ok HSV now that was cute! :oops: :lol: :wink:
I still bring this to your attention... still the best response out of her yet John...
NICE!!!!!

Why you not get props for that??? (Biased officiating)
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Post by HsvParrothead »

And he wont... Victory shall be ours... Image

But I'm gone for now... Later Folks
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