Hillary Clinton Joke

Hoosier PH · Post by **Hoosier PH** » May 2, 2005 6:34 pm

A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?
The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So we're taking up a collection for her.
The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » May 2, 2005 6:39 pm

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » May 2, 2005 9:41 pm

Jason Mason · Post by **Jason Mason** » May 3, 2005 4:20 pm

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » May 3, 2005 5:19 pm

put me down for a gallon

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » May 3, 2005 8:36 pm

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » May 4, 2005 10:29 pm

I got matches..........

IAHawki · Post by **IAHawki** » May 5, 2005 10:53 pm