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lorilovv
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Gay Bob

Post by lorilovv »

Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says, "Bob, I'm not going to beat around the bush.

You have AIDS."
Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

"Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for.
"shells sink, dreams float, life's good on our boat..."
HawaiianGator
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:lol:
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Post by tdparrothead »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Jason Mason
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Post by Jason Mason »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I still love old magazines and Snickers bars....
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Post by fairhopeparrot »

:D :D :D
And all across the harbour
Night lights shinin' in
It looks just like stars on the water

"Always keep the places you love in your heart and you will never be too far away."
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Post by unclejohn »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I am no longer fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
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Post by Sidew13 »

:o :o :o :x :x :x
Trying to Take Another Road

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Post by phjrsaunt »

:o :o :o :o :o
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My love is staying an anchor tied to you with that silver chain.
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This one oughta stir up a ruckus ...
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