Little Johnny (may be offensive to some)

[Hoosier PH]

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her
class one morning and she asked the question, " When
you die and go to Heaven... which part of your
bodygoes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, " I
think it's your hands." " Why do you think it's your
hands, Suzy?" Suzy replies " Because when you pray,
you hold your hands together in front of you and God
just takes you hands first." What a wonderful answer!"
the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I
think it's your legs. " The nun looked at him with
the strangest look on her face. " Now Little Johnny,
why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny
said, " Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom
the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the
air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm comming!" If Dad
hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her. " The nun
fainted.

[SweetMelissa]

thank god for dad

[ragtopW]

[IAHawki]

[unclejohn]

[RinglingRingling]

thank god for dad

I don't know if you want to thank him for almost taking Mom...

[Ilph]