Things That Sound Dirty in Golf But Aren't
Posted: May 6, 2005 2:39 pm
I think something like this had been posted before, but I can't seem to find it. It's still funny tho...
Nuts! My shaft is bent.
After 18 holes I can barely walk.
You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
Look at the size of his putter.
Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
Mind if I join your threesome?
Stand with your back turned and drop it.
My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.
Nuts! My shaft is bent.
After 18 holes I can barely walk.
You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
Look at the size of his putter.
Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
Mind if I join your threesome?
Stand with your back turned and drop it.
My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.
