Talk about living on the edge-
Yesterday, being Mothers Day, I told my wife she could have ANYTHING she wanted. No, I'm not suicidal, but do you know what this FANTASTIC lady told me she wanted for Mothers Day?
A WAFFLE IRON!!!
MY GOD, I LOVE THIS WOMAN!
Maybe if I'm REALLY lucky, she'll ask for a snow shovel for Christmas.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted me and her 8-year old to make her for breakfast; she had me run out for muffins and coffee instead. Not that I mind cooking, but ya gotta love that!
(Then again, maybe that was a subtle way of saying she doesn't like my cooking? Hmm...)
Lundah wrote:I asked my girlfriend what she wanted me and her 8-year old to make her for breakfast; she had me run out for muffins and coffee instead. Not that I mind cooking, but ya gotta love that!
(Then again, maybe that was a subtle way of saying she doesn't like my cooking? Hmm...)
And she wanted you out of the house so her OTHER boyfriend could get dressed and sneak out of the closet.
Lundah wrote:I asked my girlfriend what she wanted me and her 8-year old to make her for breakfast; she had me run out for muffins and coffee instead. Not that I mind cooking, but ya gotta love that!
(Then again, maybe that was a subtle way of saying she doesn't like my cooking? Hmm...)
And she wanted you out of the house so her OTHER boyfriend could get dressed and sneak out of the closet.
I just wish that muffin store would have been further away....it sucked having to crawl out the bedroom window with my pants around my ankles!
ToplessRideFL wrote:We....ok, I have a "no household items as gifts rule" in my house!
Count your blessings... But tell her to think of all womankind before she requests a vacuum for Christmas!
Guess I shouldn't say I asked for a blender, a waffle iron, and a deep fryer for Christmas last year. I always ask for household items. The year before it was a serger and a steam cleaner
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all..
I think I can top this one. Two years ago on our Anniversary I told "Cubbies Girl" we would go to any restaurant she wanted, in town or the Quad Cities, or anywhere. She picked...........HOOTERS
Wing craving is a powerful force
Speaking of Wings, this also is a true story. A girl in my daughters class is from a "less than stable" background. Well.... her Dad, who she does not live with, brought her to soccer AND he brought two of his stoner friends with, The friends were sitting back away from everyone else eating a bucket of KFC. One of the girls kicked a ball away and I went to chase it right by the stoners. As I walked by, the stoner chick said, "You know those wings you get at bars and stuff? They must be from baby chickens, right?" The funniest thing was the other two stoners agreed with her.
"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
He ain't wrong he's just different
but his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right
Wino you know wrote:Talk about living on the edge-
Yesterday, being Mothers Day, I told my wife she could have ANYTHING she wanted. No, I'm not suicidal, but do you know what this FANTASTIC lady told me she wanted for Mothers Day?
A WAFFLE IRON!!!
MY GOD, I LOVE THIS WOMAN!
Maybe if I'm REALLY lucky, she'll ask for a snow shovel for Christmas.
Your wife must be secretly listening to the Sean Hannity radio show. Last week he spent the bulk of an entire show talking about one of his conservative friends only wanting a Waffle Iron for Mothers Day, and wishing his wife made things that easy for him. The entire show he talked about Waffle Irons for Mothers Day. Must have been a slow day for democrat screw ups.
Wino you know wrote:Talk about living on the edge-
Yesterday, being Mothers Day, I told my wife she could have ANYTHING she wanted. No, I'm not suicidal, but do you know what this FANTASTIC lady told me she wanted for Mothers Day?
A WAFFLE IRON!!!
MY GOD, I LOVE THIS WOMAN!
Maybe if I'm REALLY lucky, she'll ask for a snow shovel for Christmas.
Your wife must be secretly listening to the Sean Hannity radio show. Last week he spent the bulk of an entire show talking about one of his conservative friends only wanting a Waffle Iron for Mothers Day, and wishing his wife made things that easy for him. The entire show he talked about Waffle Irons for Mothers Day. Must have been a slow day for democrat screw ups.
I don't think she listens to the Sean Hannity show. It's on right after the Rush Limbaugh show, and usually after Rush's show is over she goes outside to work in the garden or just goes shopping.
Could it have possibly been the Rush Limbaugh show where that happened?
Either way, whichever one it was, Rush or Sean, I owe them big time.
And it's NEVER a slow day for Democrat screw ups, but, rather, some days that are better than others.
But tell her to think of all womankind before she requests a vacuum for Christmas!
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