Kenny Chesney married today??

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » May 10, 2005 11:03 am

Jahfin wrote:get back to your Chesney-Pitt buttlove fest. I think Kenny needs ya to give him some lubin'. You know he has that thang for tractors and all.

I thought it was truckers, not tractors.

msu#1 · Post by **msu#1** » May 10, 2005 11:05 am

LIPH wrote:
Jahfin wrote:get back to your Chesney-Pitt buttlove fest. I think Kenny needs ya to give him some lubin'. You know he has that thang for tractors and all.
I thought it was truckers, not tractors.

Post of the day so far

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » May 10, 2005 11:05 am

[quote="Jahfin"][quote="PHBeerman"]

PLEASE stop!!

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » May 10, 2005 11:06 am

ph4ever wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:
Tiki Bar wrote:
ParrotheadGator wrote:Not a big fan of KC, but he couda done better.....

I think Renee Z is fugly
Well, to me, as much as he tries, Kenny's no day on the beach either...
A-GREED!!!

well that's the diversity that makes us interesting. To me KC is as cute as he can be - as long as he leaves a hat on. And he's got those dadgum blue eyes that have caused me soooooo much trouble in my lifetime!!

Insert Barfing smiley here < >

Not only for KC and his magic hat, but more suitably for anorexic Miss RZ

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » May 10, 2005 11:15 am

ph4ever wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:
Tiki Bar wrote:
ParrotheadGator wrote:Not a big fan of KC, but he couda done better.....

I think Renee Z is fugly
Well, to me, as much as he tries, Kenny's no day on the beach either...
A-GREED!!!

well that's the diversity that makes us interesting. To me KC is as cute as he can be - as long as he leaves a hat on. And he's got those dadgum blue eyes that have caused me soooooo much trouble in my lifetime!!

Alright then, Connie! We can agree on something here... KC should definitely keep his hat on at all times.

Jahfin · Post by **Jahfin** » May 10, 2005 11:23 am

Tiki Bar wrote:
Jahfin wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
PLEASE stop!!

As soon as PeckerHeadBeerman and others that find it necessary to post smart ass remarks to my every post, I'll refrain from doing the same. Good luck with that one, it seems as though some folks here have waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands, particularly when it comes to all things Jahfin. Kinda speaks for itself... Same thing goes for ************. Go there and do a search on "Jahfin" and see how many results you get. What's that saying about "idle hands are the Devil's play things"? I've never seen it be more applicable than here and the aforementioned Buffett site. Really people, get a frickin' life already. I think I've heard the complaints about the DBTs and posting articles from Rolling Stone at least once or twice before. Either get used to it or just shut the f*ck up.

Now that I have that out of the way, back to your Chesney lovefest.

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » May 10, 2005 11:26 am

Jahfin wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
Jahfin wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
Jahfin wrote:You know it's a slow news day when....this is considered "news".
This coming from the dude who posts "Today on Rollingstone.com"
Don't worry, you're free to resume your Pitt-Jolie spankfest.
What the hell are you taling about Joenathan? Are you off your meds on a Tuesday this week?
Perhaps you'd be best to remember that the medication doesn't work unless you take it and secondly that my name isn't Joenathan. It seems like you folks that don't have anything better to do than to research my private information online and keep up with my every post (that supposedly bother you so much), could at least get my name right.

Now, get back to your Chesney-Pitt buttlove fest. I think Kenny needs ya to give him some lubin'. You know he has that thang for tractors and all.

you know there's really no call for you to be so rude. You hate it when people are rude to you and if one person is rude to you - you lump everyone that has posted in the thread with with statements such as this. You owe several people an apology for this statement but I bet you're not man enough to apologize.

sorry Tiki - just couldn't help myself

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » May 10, 2005 11:28 am

Jahfin wrote:
Tiki Bar wrote:
Jahfin wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
PLEASE stop!!
As soon as PeckerHeadBeerman and others that find it necessary to post smart ass remarks to my every post, I'll refrain from doing the same. Good luck with that one, it seems as though some folks here have waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands, particularly when it comes to all things Jahfin. Kinda speaks for itself... Same thing goes for ************. Go there and do a search on "Jahfin" and see how many results you get. What's that saying about "idle hands are the Devil's play things"? I've never seen it be more applicable than here and the aforementioned Buffett site. Really people, get a frickin' life already. I think I've heard the complaints about the DBTs and posting articles from Rolling Stone at least once or twice before. Either get used to it or just shut the f*ck up.

Now that I have that out of the way, back to your Chesney lovefest.

you know if you don't like the radio station, change the channel. Why you post in a thread that concerns an artist you don't like, and we all know you don't like is beyond me.

Quiet and Shy · Post by **Quiet and Shy** » May 10, 2005 11:54 am

It's just a very interesting match...perhaps one of those "opposites attract" type of things. If they've tied the knot, all the best to them.

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » May 10, 2005 12:05 pm

couple observations...

Kenny is not a good looking man

Weren't they only dating for two weeks? I don't hold out hope for this relationship to last

Troy and Jah are funny when they fight, I think they secretly are best friends)

DeactiveCarib · Post by **DeactiveCarib** » May 10, 2005 12:12 pm

Jahfin wrote:
Tiki Bar wrote:
Jahfin wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
PLEASE stop!!
As soon as PeckerHeadBeerman and others that find it necessary to post smart ass remarks to my every post, I'll refrain from doing the same. Good luck with that one, it seems as though some folks here have waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands, particularly when it comes to all things Jahfin. Kinda speaks for itself... Same thing goes for ************. Go there and do a search on "Jahfin" and see how many results you get. What's that saying about "idle hands are the Devil's play things"? I've never seen it be more applicable than here and the aforementioned Buffett site. Really people, get a frickin' life already. I think I've heard the complaints about the DBTs and posting articles from Rolling Stone at least once or twice before. Either get used to it or just shut the f*ck up.

Now that I have that out of the way, back to your Chesney lovefest.
I think that if anything, this would be the "smart ass remark" of this thread:

Jahfin wrote:You know it's a slow news day when....this is considered "news".

You can trust me 100% that people are much more interested in the marriage of two celebrities than in "mindy mcready arrested for drunk driving" or "steve gorman joins the black crowes" or any of the other 12 consecutive articles that you post that maybe get 4 responses at max (most of them getting no responses)

Jahfin · Post by **Jahfin** » May 10, 2005 12:40 pm

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/ ... ayer=false

Kenny Chesney Weds Renee

Country and Hollywood stars marry in small island ceremony

Country star Kenny Chesney and Hollywood actress Renee Zellweger married on St. John in the U.S. Virgin Islands on Monday. Only about forty-five family members and close friends attended the small ceremony.

The star of major films such as Bridget Jones' Diary, Chicago and Cold Mountain -- for which she won a Best Supporting Actress Oscar in 2003 -- Zellweger previously dated rocker Jack White of the White Stripes. The couple announced their split in December after more than a year together. Although Zellweger and Chesney were linked briefly in the press, little was known about their relationship after they met at the Concert of Hope tsunami relief benefit in January (he performed, she answered phones).

In 1999, Chesney was inspired to pen the hit tune "You Had Me at Hello" after watching Zellweger play opposite Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire.

Chesney, 37, received top honors at the thirty-eighth annual Country Music Awards last November, winning Entertainer of the Year and taking home Album of the Year for his latest, Be As You Are. He currently has two Top Ten albums in Billboard's country chart. Zellweger, 36, stars alongside Russell Crowe in the Depression-era boxing film Cinderella Man, out June 3rd.

This is the first marriage for both Chesney and Zellweger.

ALEX MAR

citcat · Post by **citcat** » May 10, 2005 1:08 pm

GOOD LORDAMIGHTY!!!!

When the hubby told me this morning, I said, "Yeah, right...what's the punchline?"
She's too friggin' WHITE to marry somebody who loves the Caribbean islands as much as Kenny does. Maybe she will finally get some color in her cheeks! She and Bebe Neuwirth are two of the scary-whitest women I've ever seen.

p.s..... so THAT'S what the PH in PHBeerman means!

OOOOOH....is that the PH in LIPH?

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 10, 2005 1:09 pm

citcat wrote:GOOD LORDAMIGHTY!!!!

When the hubby told me this morning, I said, "Yeah, right...what's the punchline?"
She's too friggin' WHITE to marry somebody who loves the Caribbean islands as much as Kenny does. Maybe she will finally get some color in her cheeks! She and Bebe Neuwirth are two of the scary-whitest women I've ever seen.

p.s..... so THAT'S what the PH in PHBeerman means!

Sometimes.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » May 10, 2005 1:24 pm

citcat wrote:p.s..... so THAT'S what the PH in PHBeerman means!
OOOOOH....is that the PH in LIPH?

I've been called that, and a lot worse.

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » May 10, 2005 2:19 pm

DsilCaribe wrote:You can trust me 100% that people are much more interested in the marriage of two celebrities than in "mindy mcready arrested for drunk driving" or "steve gorman joins the black crowes" or any of the other 12 consecutive articles that you post that maybe get 4 responses at max (most of them getting no responses)

Right on!

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » May 10, 2005 2:43 pm

Jahfin · Post by **Jahfin** » May 10, 2005 3:03 pm

DsilCaribe wrote:You can trust me 100% that people are much more interested in the marriage of two celebrities than in "mindy mcready arrested for drunk driving" or "steve gorman joins the black crowes" or any of the other 12 consecutive articles that you post that maybe get 4 responses at max (most of them getting no responses)

Which brings us right back to the "too much time on their hands" thing. It's a sad day when crap like this (and the Aniston-Pitt split) is "news". I'd much rather be rockin' out to the Black Crowes (especially with their original drummer back in the fold) than hearing about who Chesney's marrying this week. That's pretty much a non-event and totally not related to music at all. So, when you get your own web site you can call the shots all you want. In the meantime I'll continue to post MUSIC news in the music section of this web site. Now you can go put your head back up Urban's buttocks, I'm sure she's missed ya.

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » May 10, 2005 3:06 pm

Jahfin wrote:
DsilCaribe wrote:You can trust me 100% that people are much more interested in the marriage of two celebrities than in "mindy mcready arrested for drunk driving" or "steve gorman joins the black crowes" or any of the other 12 consecutive articles that you post that maybe get 4 responses at max (most of them getting no responses)
Which brings us right back to the "too much time on their hands" thing. It's a sad day when crap like this (and the Aniston-Pitt split) is "news". I'd much rather be rockin' out to the Black Crowes (especially with their original drummer back in the fold) than hearing about who Chesney's marrying this week. That's pretty much a non-event and totally not related to music at all. So, when you get your own web site you can call the shots all you want. In the meantime I'll continue to post MUSIC news in the music section of this web site. Now you can go put your head back up Urban's buttocks, I'm sure she's missed ya.

So then why in the HELL are you coming onto a thread that has no interest in you, insulting people? You knew from the thread title right away what was being discussed - you made the decision to be rude and insulting and you continue to be insulting.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » May 10, 2005 3:10 pm

Jahfin wrote:Which brings us right back to the "too much time on their hands" thing. It's a sad day when crap like this (and the Aniston-Pitt split) is "news".

And Mindy McCready (who?) getting arrested for drunk driving is newsworthy becasue ... ?