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ragtopW
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redneck contest

Post by ragtopW »

There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase it's sales,
so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."

Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his
free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed
correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then guessed (8) and the
proprietor said, "No, you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex
this time but maybe next time".

Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in
again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the
correct number. The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, "Sorry,
it was (3). You were close but no free sex this time".

As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think that game is
rigged and he doesn't give away free sex". The buddy replied, "No, it's not
rigged -- my wife won twice last week”.
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Post by Ilph »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by tdparrothead »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by ToplessRideFL »

:( YAWN :(
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Post by IAHawki »

:roll: :D :D :D
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:roll: :lol:
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Post by redwinemaker »

sounds like my ex
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Post by unclejohn »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I am no longer fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
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Post by Jason Mason »

:lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D
I still love old magazines and Snickers bars....
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