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DonnaKayDunbar
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A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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MojosMama
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<cricket, cricket>

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ragtopW
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Post by ragtopW »

hello??? is this thing ON????
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Post by tdparrothead »

ragtopW wrote:hello??? is this thing ON????
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tdparrothead
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Post by tdparrothead »

The definition of carrion is dead or putrified flesh. Now does the joke make sense to everyone. :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Jason Mason
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Post by Jason Mason »

:lol:
I still love old magazines and Snickers bars....
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redwinemaker
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