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Did you hear the one about...
Posted: May 12, 2005 3:23 pm
by DonnaKayDunbar
the Balcony Girl's trip to San Juan?
The first thing they did when they got off the plane was...
Posted: May 12, 2005 3:26 pm
by Cubbie Bear
pee
(long flight)
Posted: May 12, 2005 3:27 pm
by DonnaKayDunbar
But then they wanted a refill so they headed down to the local watering hole where they ordered....
Posted: May 12, 2005 3:28 pm
by iuparrothead
sangrias & pickles
Posted: May 12, 2005 3:33 pm
by DonnaKayDunbar
iuparrothead wrote:sangrias & pickles
Then who walked in? No one but...
Posted: May 12, 2005 3:40 pm
by 7lords
Bozo the Clown and his pal Cookie
Posted: May 12, 2005 3:41 pm
by DonnaKayDunbar
7lords wrote:Bozo the Clown and his pal Cookie
Also known in some circles as Monkeyboy and SweetMelissa!
Hilarity ensued when Monkeyboy said... "---------"
Posted: May 12, 2005 4:16 pm
by PHBeerman
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:7lords wrote:Bozo the Clown and his pal Cookie
Also known in some circles as Monkeyboy and SweetMelissa!
Hilarity ensued when Monkeyboy said... "---------"
"No really guys I'm straight"
Posted: May 12, 2005 4:25 pm
by tikitatas
When the raucous laughter finally died down, the Balcony Girls insisted that Sweet Melissa regale them with her most recent dating tale . . .
Posted: May 12, 2005 4:37 pm
by MojosMama
tikitatas wrote:When the raucous laughter finally died down, the Balcony Girls insisted that Sweet Melissa regale them with her most recent dating tale . . .
But she said, "Sorry, I don't think it's appropriate to talk about that here. I'll send you a Private Message"
Posted: May 12, 2005 4:39 pm
by land_shark3
However it had something to with a pole and a lack of clothing.
Well that got poor Monkey Boy so riled up that he ...
Posted: May 12, 2005 4:41 pm
by MojosMama
Forgot about his extreme gayness for just a minute, and.......
Posted: May 12, 2005 4:43 pm
by tikitatas
. . . conducted a poll of his own, by asking the burning question . . .
Posted: May 12, 2005 4:45 pm
by iuparrothead
Why does it burn when I pee?
Posted: May 12, 2005 4:48 pm
by PHBeerman
The options to the poll were
A.
Posted: May 12, 2005 4:49 pm
by MojosMama
You came in contact with a dirty banana
Posted: May 12, 2005 4:51 pm
by PHBeerman
B.
Posted: May 12, 2005 4:53 pm
by Cubbie Bear
B. You are supposed to unplug the toaster before you do that
Posted: May 12, 2005 4:53 pm
by iuparrothead
You stuck it in the wrong place?
Posted: May 12, 2005 4:53 pm
by tikitatas
You been drankin' battery acid . . .
and C.