2005

[Lastplaneout]

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the phone in a businesslike manner.
7. You make phone calls from home and you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
12. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
13. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
14. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
15. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
16. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
17. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
18. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
19. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself.

[Wino you know]

A definate YES to numbers 3, 4, 5, 11, 13, 14, 16, 17, 18, & 19.

ONE MORE TO ADD:
I "chat" with friends in Australia and Hong Kong every day at LEAST three times a day, and haven't seen any of my neighbors in months.

[iuparrothead]

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
13. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
14. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

Guilty.

[FinzEast]

16. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
17. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
18. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
19. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself.

ACK

Is it bad that i IM my wife, when she's sitting on the computer in the same room?

[sy]

ACK

Is it bad that i IM my wife, when she's sitting on the computer in the same room?

You too?

Glad I'm not the only one

[sailingagain]

I resemble those.

[Wino you know]

How about the mother who calls her son, who is in his room, on his cell phone, leaves him a voice message telling him dinner is ready, and he e-mails her asking what's for dinner.

[sy]

How about the mother who calls her son, who is in his room, on his cell phone, leaves him a voice message telling him dinner is ready, and he e-mails her asking what's for dinner.

I've called my husband numerous times from the kitchen on my cel phone to the house phone to tell him to come down.

Not sure if that makes me resourceful or lazy.

[jonesbeach10]

All of those PLUS:

You don't get a second phone line for your teenager, you get a second computer so you they can IM their friends whenever they want.

[Sidew13]

ACK

Is it bad that i IM my wife, when she's sitting on the computer in the same room?

You too?

Glad I'm not the only one

me 3

[Ilph]

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
12. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
13. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
14. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
18. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

damn

[Jason Mason]

WOW! All true! How funny!!!!