The BN Dating Game

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 13, 2005 3:18 pm

Hello And welcome to the first ever BN dating game.

Today we have one lovely Bachelorette Sweet Melissa and 3 Bachelors

Let's start this out with our Bachelors introducing themselves.

Bachelor Number 1?

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » May 13, 2005 3:22 pm

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SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 13, 2005 3:24 pm

Tooo funny Beerman! Let's hear it boys.....

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 13, 2005 3:27 pm

Ok let's begin with Bachelor #3

Bachelor #3 · Post by **Bachelor #3** » May 13, 2005 3:30 pm

Hello Melissa!

I'm Bachelor #3 today.

Hope you're having a lovely Friday afternoon.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 13, 2005 3:31 pm

HOw about telling us a little about yourself Bachelor #3?

But nothing too revealing please.

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 13, 2005 3:33 pm

Helllllooooooo Bachelor # 3

Bachelor #3 · Post by **Bachelor #3** » May 13, 2005 3:38 pm

Hmm...Now to figure out how to tell you about myself without being to revealing?

Well I'm from...nope wait, that'll give me away

Hmm, I'm a fan of the, oh no, that won't work either...

A little help here?

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 13, 2005 3:38 pm

Obviously next time I need to pick quicker Bachelors.

Bachelor #2 how about introducing and describing yourself.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 13, 2005 3:39 pm

Bachelor #3 wrote:
Hmm...Now to figure out how to tell you about myself without being to revealing?

Well I'm from...nope wait, that'll give me away

Hmm, I'm a fan of the, oh no, that won't work either...

A little help here?

What is something that we do not know about you?

Bachelor #2 · Post by **Bachelor #2** » May 13, 2005 3:39 pm

Nicely played #3.

I'm ready whenever you are Mr. Host, Sir.

Bachelor #2 · Post by **Bachelor #2** » May 13, 2005 3:41 pm

****In my sexiest voice****

Well hello, SweetMelissa.

A little something for you....

Bachelor #3 · Post by **Bachelor #3** » May 13, 2005 3:42 pm

PHBeerman wrote:
Bachelor #3 wrote:
Hmm...Now to figure out how to tell you about myself without being to revealing?

Well I'm from...nope wait, that'll give me away

Hmm, I'm a fan of the, oh no, that won't work either...

A little help here?
What is something that we do not know about you?

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Bachelor #2 · Post by **Bachelor #2** » May 13, 2005 3:43 pm

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 13, 2005 3:44 pm

Bull Durham hmmm good movie.

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » May 13, 2005 3:44 pm

Bachelor #3 wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
Bachelor #3 wrote:
Hmm...Now to figure out how to tell you about myself without being to revealing?

Well I'm from...nope wait, that'll give me away

Hmm, I'm a fan of the, oh no, that won't work either...

A little help here?
What is something that we do not know about you?
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

DANG, Melissa. He's Kevin COSTNER!!!!!!

(BUll Durham)

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 13, 2005 3:44 pm

PHBeerman wrote:Obviously next time I need to pick quicker Bachelors.

Bachelor #2 how about introducing and describing yourself.

What is something that we do not know about you?

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 13, 2005 3:45 pm

Hello Bachelor #2 and thank you for the flowers

Bachelor #3 · Post by **Bachelor #3** » May 13, 2005 3:46 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:Bull Durham hmmm good movie.

Good call! I like you more and more

Bachelor #2 · Post by **Bachelor #2** » May 13, 2005 3:46 pm

Hmmmm.....while #2 apparently finds himself inspired by roosters and kittens, I myself enjoy strolls down the beach as the sun goes down. The sound of the waves crashing into the shore. The smell of the salt water in summertime.

And of course passionate nights in the backseat of cramped sportscars.

(Did I win yet?)