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risque - Suggestive of or bordering on indelicacy or impropriety.

You might as well end this now because she's already taken and the three dudes would rather wait in line for Star Wars then touch a girl.

Melissa's Man wrote:You might as well end this now because she's already taken and the three dudes would rather wait in line for Star Wars then touch a girl.

hey.....who are you??????

SweetMelissa wrote:

Melissa's Man wrote:You might as well end this now because she's already taken and the three dudes would rather wait in line for Star Wars then touch a girl.

hey.....who are you??????

Do you need me to kick his ass?

I wanna know who it is! And they should be nice to the Bachelors!!!

SweetMelissa wrote:I wanna know who it is! And they should be nice to the Bachelors!!!

It must be your man from a couple weeks ago.

PHBeerman wrote:risque - Suggestive of or bordering on indelicacy or impropriety.

Dear Sweet Melissa,
All my life, I have been waiting for my dream girl to come along. The perfect, cute, sweet, innocent looking, girl next door type...with just a bit of a dirty little pig deep down inside. I've heard that good little girls make some mighty wild women. I never imagined that I would find this dream girl here at Buffettnews.com Let's put all of these games behind us, and begin our own games (nekkid Twister perhaps?) and become lost in each other as we work up a sweat dancing around the pole of life.
Yours Truely,
Bachelor number three.


God I s*** at this part

Bachelor #3 wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:risque - Suggestive of or bordering on indelicacy or impropriety.

Dear Sweet Melissa,
All my life, I have been waiting for my dream girl to come along. The perfect, cute, sweet, innocent looking, girl next door type...with just a bit of a dirty little pig deep down inside. I've heard that good little girls make some mighty wild women. I never imagined that I would find this dream girl here at Buffettnews.com Let's put all of these games behind us, and begin our own games (nekkid Twister perhaps?) and become lost in each other as we work up a sweat dancing around the pole of life.
Yours Truely,
Bachelor number three.

God I s*** at this part [/quote]

no no no you did just fine....no worries!

Melissa's Man wrote:You might as well end this now because she's already taken and the three dudes would rather wait in line for Star Wars then touch a girl.

one word. . stretched out a bit . .

B. . . .O. . . .R. . . .I. . . N . . .G . . .

SweetMelissa wrote:

Bachelor #3 wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:risque - Suggestive of or bordering on indelicacy or impropriety.

Dear Sweet Melissa,
All my life, I have been waiting for my dream girl to come along. The perfect, cute, sweet, innocent looking, girl next door type...with just a bit of a dirty little pig deep down inside. I've heard that good little girls make some mighty wild women. I never imagined that I would find this dream girl here at Buffettnews.com Let's put all of these games behind us, and begin our own games (nekkid Twister perhaps?) and become lost in each other as we work up a sweat dancing around the pole of life.
Yours Truely,
Bachelor number three.

God I s*** at this part

no no no you did just fine....no worries! [/quote]

Thanks Beautiful.

Where did you find the Woo State lancer for your avatar he's great!

SweetMelissa wrote:Where did you find the Woo State lancer for your avatar he's great!

. . .um m m. . .

Sweet . . .this just shows you have been away from the House too long . .

the correct response would be . .

so, whacha wearin right now , big boy . . . . .? ?

You all s***. This is what I mean.

To my lovely wife
All of this has been fun, but let’s cut to the chase. I am at this very minute dreaming about you, me, and the place where I lay awake at night thinking of you. I wish that neither of us would have to be alone right now, but instead we would be in the midst of passionate bliss. I long to caress you and have your gentle touch soothe my anxiety. The spot next to me is empty without you here and until we are as one, I will be incomplete. Please help me be complete.

The preceding was written to show these romantically challenged bachelors what I mean.

SweetMelissa wrote:Where did you find the Woo State lancer for your avatar he's great!

Thanks, I was going for the brownie points with that one.

It's from the school's website...

http://www.worcester.edu/images/photos/lancer_small.gif

PHBeerman wrote:You all s***. This is what I mean.

To my lovely wife
All of this has been fun, but let’s cut to the chase. I am at this very minute dreaming about you, me, and the place where I lay awake at night thinking of you. I wish that neither of us would have to be alone right now, but instead we would be in the midst of passionate bliss. I long to caress you and have your gentle touch soothe my anxiety. The spot next to me is empty without you here and until we are as one, I will be incomplete. Please help me be complete.

The preceding was written to show these romantically challenged bachelors what I mean.

Damn, Troy. You are good!

Bachelor #3 wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:You all s***. This is what I mean.

To my lovely wife
All of this has been fun, but let’s cut to the chase. I am at this very minute dreaming about you, me, and the place where I lay awake at night thinking of you. I wish that neither of us would have to be alone right now, but instead we would be in the midst of passionate bliss. I long to caress you and have your gentle touch soothe my anxiety. The spot next to me is empty without you here and until we are as one, I will be incomplete. Please help me be complete.

The preceding was written to show these romantically challenged bachelors what I mean.

Damn, Troy. You are good!

There is a reason someone as fine as my wife married someone as rough as myself.

balcony girls wrote:

SweetMelissa wrote:Where did you find the Woo State lancer for your avatar he's great!

. . .um m m. . .

Sweet . . .this just shows you have been away from the House too long . .

the correct response would be . .

so, whacha wearin right now , big boy . . . . .? ?

I really have been away from you OARS too long I need to get back to the house!

PHBeerman wrote:You all s***. This is what I mean.

To my lovely wife
All of this has been fun, but let’s cut to the chase. I am at this very minute dreaming about you, me, and the place where I lay awake at night thinking of you. I wish that neither of us would have to be alone right now, but instead we would be in the midst of passionate bliss. I long to caress you and have your gentle touch soothe my anxiety. The spot next to me is empty without you here and until we are as one, I will be incomplete. Please help me be complete.

The preceding was written to show these romantically challenged bachelors what I mean.

Damn Troy that was pretty goood

SweetMelissa wrote:

balcony girls wrote:

SweetMelissa wrote:Where did you find the Woo State lancer for your avatar he's great!

. . .um m m. . .

Sweet . . .this just shows you have been away from the House too long . .

the correct response would be . .

so, whacha wearin right now , big boy . . . . .? ?

I really have been away from you OARS too long I need to get back to the house!

I'll be your OAR any time, Paddle away Baby!

Is that risque enough?

SweetMelissa wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:You all s***. This is what I mean.

To my lovely wife
All of this has been fun, but let’s cut to the chase. I am at this very minute dreaming about you, me, and the place where I lay awake at night thinking of you. I wish that neither of us would have to be alone right now, but instead we would be in the midst of passionate bliss. I long to caress you and have your gentle touch soothe my anxiety. The spot next to me is empty without you here and until we are as one, I will be incomplete. Please help me be complete.

The preceding was written to show these romantically challenged bachelors what I mean.

Damn Troy that was pretty goood

It was the best I could throw together in about 30 seconds. I am just trying to teach these 2 young lads a thing or 2.