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Posted: May 19, 2005 12:09 am
by PHBeerman
Bachelor #3 wrote:SweetMelissa wrote:balcony girls wrote:
. . .um m m. . .
Sweet . . .this just shows you have been away from the House too long . .
the correct response would be . .
so, whacha wearin right now , big boy . . . . .? ?
I really have been away from you OARS too long I need to get back to the house!
I'll be your OAR any time, Paddle away Baby!
Is that risque enough?
9.2
Posted: May 19, 2005 12:13 am
by SweetMelissa
Posted: May 19, 2005 12:16 am
by Bachelor #3
Posted: May 19, 2005 12:20 am
by balcony girls
PHBeerman wrote:SweetMelissa wrote:PHBeerman wrote:You all s***. This is what I mean.
To my lovely wife
All of this has been fun, but let’s cut to the chase. I am at this very minute dreaming about you, me, and the place where I lay awake at night thinking of you. I wish that neither of us would have to be alone right now, but instead we would be in the midst of passionate bliss. I long to caress you and have your gentle touch soothe my anxiety. The spot next to me is empty without you here and until we are as one, I will be incomplete. Please help me be complete.
The preceding was written to show these romantically challenged bachelors what I mean.
Damn Troy that was pretty goood
It was the best I could throw together in about 30 seconds. I am just trying to teach these 2 young lads a thing or 2.
in 10 words or less. . .
PHB . .
you . . .
me. . .
somewhere. . .
sometime. . .
. . .it's gonna happen . . .
Posted: May 19, 2005 12:21 am
by PHBeerman
balcony girls wrote:PHBeerman wrote:SweetMelissa wrote:PHBeerman wrote:You all s***. This is what I mean.
To my lovely wife
All of this has been fun, but let’s cut to the chase. I am at this very minute dreaming about you, me, and the place where I lay awake at night thinking of you. I wish that neither of us would have to be alone right now, but instead we would be in the midst of passionate bliss. I long to caress you and have your gentle touch soothe my anxiety. The spot next to me is empty without you here and until we are as one, I will be incomplete. Please help me be complete.
The preceding was written to show these romantically challenged bachelors what I mean.
Damn Troy that was pretty goood
It was the best I could throw together in about 30 seconds. I am just trying to teach these 2 young lads a thing or 2.
in 10 words or less. . .
PHB . .
you . . .
me. . .
somewhere. . .
sometime. . .
. . .it's gonna happen . . .
Anytime.
Alright. This old guy has to get to bed. This will all be over tomorrow. Right Mel????
Posted: May 19, 2005 12:26 am
by SweetMelissa
Yes Troy I will pick tomorrow!
Posted: May 19, 2005 12:29 am
by Bachelor #3
Well, I'm going to call it a night also and give you some time to think over your decision. Thanks for the laughs tonight everyone!
Good night Melissa.
Posted: May 19, 2005 12:40 am
by SweetMelissa
wow...
Posted: May 19, 2005 8:38 am
by Crzy
Well Sweet Melissa.. I do not envy you for the decision you have to make. Both Bachelors have said just about everything right. I guess because I am not a huge fan of the long distance thing I would have to think about their current location in comparison to mine.
Good Luck girl!
Posted: May 19, 2005 9:05 am
by Bachelor #1
Good Morning Melissa,
How are you today?
B1
Posted: May 19, 2005 9:06 am
by Bachelor #1
PHBeerman wrote:SweetMelissa wrote:PHBeerman wrote:You all s***. This is what I mean.
To my lovely wife
All of this has been fun, but let’s cut to the chase. I am at this very minute dreaming about you, me, and the place where I lay awake at night thinking of you. I wish that neither of us would have to be alone right now, but instead we would be in the midst of passionate bliss. I long to caress you and have your gentle touch soothe my anxiety. The spot next to me is empty without you here and until we are as one, I will be incomplete. Please help me be complete.
The preceding was written to show these romantically challenged bachelors what I mean.
Damn Troy that was pretty goood
It was the best I could throw together in about 30 seconds. I am just trying to teach these 2 young lads a thing or 2.
Yeah Nice job man. Impressive.....
Posted: May 19, 2005 9:08 am
by Bachelor #1
PHBeerman wrote:I read the original question/
4. What if I told you I was a Lesbo? BG that's funnnnnyyy
Now answer it.
Well, I'd be suprised but perhaps that would change my answer to the threesome question.... haha
Posted: May 19, 2005 9:11 am
by Bachelor #1
Melissa's Man wrote:You might as well end this now because she's already taken and the three dudes would rather wait in line for Star Wars then touch a girl.
Funny stuff but do the right thing and reveal your identity......
B1
Posted: May 19, 2005 9:12 am
by Bachelor #1
I was relying on my personality and traits rather than brownie points, but whatever works for you. Just messing with you B3. Whatever happens it's been fun! good game man!!!
Posted: May 19, 2005 9:20 am
by ph4ever
WOW I've seen a side of Troy I NEVER KNEW WAS THERE!!!!
Posted: May 19, 2005 9:25 am
by PHBeerman
ph4ever wrote:WOW I've seen a side of Troy I NEVER KNEW WAS THERE!!!!
I am a piece of work.
I learned from Don.
Now that dude is a legend.
Posted: May 19, 2005 9:32 am
by ph4ever
PHBeerman wrote:ph4ever wrote:WOW I've seen a side of Troy I NEVER KNEW WAS THERE!!!!
I am a piece of work.
I learned from Don.
Now that dude is a legend.
Honey I think that Don could learn from you after reading your letter
Posted: May 19, 2005 12:16 pm
by PHBeerman
Hey #1 where is your 100 word submission?
Posted: May 19, 2005 12:47 pm
by Bachelor #3
PHBeerman wrote:Hey #1 where is your 100 word submission?
He went back and edited his original 50 word post to make the change.
Posted: May 19, 2005 12:49 pm
by iuparrothead
ph4ever wrote:WOW I've seen a side of Troy I NEVER KNEW WAS THERE!!!!
Makes ya even more hot for him, doesn't it!?!?
