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Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » May 20, 2005 10:38 pm

Who else is with me on a Friday night? Yeah!

PARROT HEAD MIKE · Post by **PARROT HEAD MIKE** » May 20, 2005 10:39 pm

Ilph wrote:Who else is with me on a Friday night? Yeah!

Right here with ya

Went out last night and drank water so I figured I would make up for it tonight.

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » May 20, 2005 10:47 pm

you know what I'm talkiing about! My buddy is in town for work this weekend, and happy hour turned into ditching my girlfriend and fighting off passing out while he's on the phone with his wife. God, it's like being in college again.

captainjoe · Post by **captainjoe** » May 20, 2005 10:48 pm

Saving up for the bachelor party on Saturday. I have a keg of Bud Light and a beautiful stripper coming over, so I need to take it slow tonight so I don't blow my wad to early tomorrow night!

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » May 20, 2005 10:58 pm

captainjoe wrote:Saving up for the bachelor party on Saturday. I have a keg of Bud Light and a beautiful stripper coming over, so I need to take it slow tonight so I don't blow my wad to early tomorrow night!

You are a smart man who lives in a good state.

captainjoe · Post by **captainjoe** » May 20, 2005 11:10 pm

Ilph wrote:
captainjoe wrote:Saving up for the bachelor party on Saturday. I have a keg of Bud Light and a beautiful stripper coming over, so I need to take it slow tonight so I don't blow my wad to early tomorrow night!
You are a smart man who lives in a good state.

Edwardsville is only --maybe-- two hours away at best from Peoria! Come on up if you want!

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » May 20, 2005 11:14 pm

captainjoe wrote:
Ilph wrote:
captainjoe wrote:Saving up for the bachelor party on Saturday. I have a keg of Bud Light and a beautiful stripper coming over, so I need to take it slow tonight so I don't blow my wad to early tomorrow night!
You are a smart man who lives in a good state.
Edwardsville is only --maybe-- two hours away at best from Peoria! Come on up if you want!

It's a tempting offer, but tomorrow's another night on the town with my buddy. He's from Effingham, and they don't know how to have fun over there so it's my duty to show him a good time here.

captainjoe · Post by **captainjoe** » May 20, 2005 11:16 pm

Ilph wrote:
captainjoe wrote:
Ilph wrote:
captainjoe wrote:Saving up for the bachelor party on Saturday. I have a keg of Bud Light and a beautiful stripper coming over, so I need to take it slow tonight so I don't blow my wad to early tomorrow night!
You are a smart man who lives in a good state.
Edwardsville is only --maybe-- two hours away at best from Peoria! Come on up if you want!
It's a tempting offer, but tomorrow's another night on the town with my buddy. He's from Effingham, and they don't know how to have fun over there so it's my duty to show him a good time here.

Effingham, does he go to the OTB there. When I went to college in Charleston, we would drive down there to bet on the ponies.

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » May 20, 2005 11:18 pm

captainjoe wrote:
Ilph wrote:
captainjoe wrote:
Ilph wrote:
captainjoe wrote:Saving up for the bachelor party on Saturday. I have a keg of Bud Light and a beautiful stripper coming over, so I need to take it slow tonight so I don't blow my wad to early tomorrow night!
You are a smart man who lives in a good state.
Edwardsville is only --maybe-- two hours away at best from Peoria! Come on up if you want!
It's a tempting offer, but tomorrow's another night on the town with my buddy. He's from Effingham, and they don't know how to have fun over there so it's my duty to show him a good time here.
Effingham, does he go to the OTB there. When I went to college in Charleston, we would drive down there to bet on the ponies.

We were just talking about that tonight! The OTB is closed because it kept getting robbed.

captainjoe · Post by **captainjoe** » May 20, 2005 11:21 pm

Ilph wrote:
captainjoe wrote:
Ilph wrote:
captainjoe wrote:
Ilph wrote:
captainjoe wrote:Saving up for the bachelor party on Saturday. I have a keg of Bud Light and a beautiful stripper coming over, so I need to take it slow tonight so I don't blow my wad to early tomorrow night!
You are a smart man who lives in a good state.
Edwardsville is only --maybe-- two hours away at best from Peoria! Come on up if you want!
It's a tempting offer, but tomorrow's another night on the town with my buddy. He's from Effingham, and they don't know how to have fun over there so it's my duty to show him a good time here.
Effingham, does he go to the OTB there. When I went to college in Charleston, we would drive down there to bet on the ponies.
We were just talking about that tonight! The OTB is closed because it kept getting robbed.

Where are the Effingpolice when you need them???

I kill me!

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » May 20, 2005 11:22 pm

captainjoe wrote:
Ilph wrote:
captainjoe wrote:
Ilph wrote:
captainjoe wrote:
Ilph wrote: You are a smart man who lives in a good state.
Edwardsville is only --maybe-- two hours away at best from Peoria! Come on up if you want!
It's a tempting offer, but tomorrow's another night on the town with my buddy. He's from Effingham, and they don't know how to have fun over there so it's my duty to show him a good time here.
Effingham, does he go to the OTB there. When I went to college in Charleston, we would drive down there to bet on the ponies.
We were just talking about that tonight! The OTB is closed because it kept getting robbed.
Where are the Effingpolice when you need them???

I kill me!

funny man, funny man

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 20, 2005 11:41 pm

Oh I seeeeeeee

ILPH is PWI!

That explains his sensitivity to MSU's problem

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 20, 2005 11:44 pm

captainjoe wrote:Saving up for the bachelor party on Saturday. I have a keg of Bud Light and a beautiful stripper coming over, so I need to take it slow tonight so I don't blow my wad to early tomorrow night!

Ver classy CJ

Good luck with that BTW

captainjoe · Post by **captainjoe** » May 20, 2005 11:45 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:
captainjoe wrote:Saving up for the bachelor party on Saturday. I have a keg of Bud Light and a beautiful stripper coming over, so I need to take it slow tonight so I don't blow my wad to early tomorrow night!

Ver classy CJ
Good luck with that BTW

Thank you, I am all class!

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » May 20, 2005 11:55 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:Oh I seeeeeeee ILPH is PWI! That explains his sensitivity to MSU's problem

Oh, sorry. Maybe I should've metnioned that in that thread.

Usually, I have more couth. Eh, what can ya do?

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » May 20, 2005 11:56 pm

Are anyone else's pupils attracted to the bridge of their nose or is that just me?

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » May 20, 2005 11:59 pm

.... and I'm done. Back to the bar! G'nite all!

Work is going to be a b**** tomorrow morning!

PARROT HEAD MIKE · Post by **PARROT HEAD MIKE** » May 21, 2005 12:02 am

Ilph wrote:Are anyone else's pupils attracted to the bridge of their nose or is that just me?

Not yet but I'm sure tomorrow morning they will be

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » May 21, 2005 2:39 am

NEVER!!!

12Volt · Post by **12Volt** » May 21, 2005 3:41 am

heehee, any one still here?

PWI

PWI

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