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Could be offensive to some

Posted: May 23, 2005 2:19 pm
by Ilph
The Italian says,"When I've a finished a makina da love with ah my
wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats
6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."

The Frenchman replies."Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze
love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick
za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above
ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The redneck says, "That ain't nothing buddy. When I've finished
porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the window and
wipe my weiner on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling."

Posted: May 23, 2005 2:32 pm
by nycparrothead
LMAO!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: May 23, 2005 2:37 pm
by land_shark3
Well what are you supposed to wipe it on? :-?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: May 23, 2005 4:18 pm
by Lundah
Wait, since when do rednecks have curtains????

Posted: May 23, 2005 4:22 pm
by rednekkPH
I don't get it... :-?

Posted: May 23, 2005 7:49 pm
by ragtopW
rednekkPH wrote:I don't get it... :-?
So you don't wipe it off???

Posted: May 23, 2005 7:52 pm
by redwinemaker
rednekkPH wrote:I don't get it... :-?
good one

Posted: May 24, 2005 12:44 am
by DonnaKayDunbar
ragtopW wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:I don't get it... :-?
So you don't wipe it off???
eww.

Posted: May 24, 2005 1:27 am
by ToplessRideFL
That is such a guy joke! :roll: :D

Posted: May 24, 2005 7:11 pm
by tdparrothead
:lol: :lol: :lol: