The traveling women

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Wino you know
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The traveling women

Post by Wino you know »

Women Travelers May 2005

Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a different state: Idaho, Iowa, Florida and Massachusetts.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.

"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Iowan.

"We have so many of these darn things in Idaho. I am just sick of looking
at them!"

A moment later, the gal from Iowa began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.

"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Florida.

"We have so many of these things in Iowa. I am just sick of looking at
them!"

Inspired, the gal from Florida opened the car door and pushed the lady from Massachusetts out.
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Post by Sidew13 »

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Post by land_shark3 »

...forwarding to everyone in my Boca Raton office...

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Post by Prthd119 »

land_shark3 wrote:...forwarding to everyone in my Boca Raton office...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yep...sent to my friends in South Florida as well... :lol: :lol:

and one friend in Mass... :wink:
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:D :D :lol: :lol: :D :D
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