Gulf Shorts...by Gulfbreeze
Posted: May 26, 2005 1:17 pm
Since my dogs aren't talking to me today, just thought I'd share a few thoughts that are running through my mind at this very moment:
1) My friendgirl neighbor just graduated and is packing up her stuff to move back to NH...and that makes me sort of sad
2) I always seem to get stuck in line behind an old person that has gas
3) I don't like shopping in the morning because of all the crying kids and crabby retired couples barking at each other
4) I always remember what I went to Walgreens for AFTER I get home
5) Alma, in apartment #130 has a Bathtub chair for sale for only $20 and a walker for $15...I am wondering if she all of the sudden got better or just upgraded both items
6) I just spent $150 on cologne from Fields in Minneapolis...what was I thinking
7) I like it when I can help a pelican by taking the fishing lures that are stuck in its wings out and unwrapping the #20 test line from around its neck
8a) When I get a little down about my job at Hellton...I remember a sign I saw at Crabby Bills advertising "Come See Merlin the Dancing Oyster Shucker"...then I don't feel so bad
8b) That same day I parked next to a car that advertised "Rent Me, I'm Bolo The Clown"...and his car had a big red nosed tied on the grill
9) I spent $25 on Adidas flip flops and both of my big toes are bleeding...looks like rug burn...
10) I've lost 4 phones in the last 2 years in Boca Ciega Bay...that's getting expensive...maybe I should drop the $3 a month for insurance
11) My 24 year old ex friendgirl ex-"dancer" wants to move to the beach and share an apartment with GB...on one hand, that's sort of flattering, on the other hand...oh I don't know...I'll think of something
12) It always looks like someone shot me in the face several times with a pellet gun the first time I use a new razor
13) I always have the money to make my car payment on time, but find myself adding the $20 late fee every month...that's about 17 12-packs of Corona wasted each year
Well, that's about it.
1) My friendgirl neighbor just graduated and is packing up her stuff to move back to NH...and that makes me sort of sad
2) I always seem to get stuck in line behind an old person that has gas
3) I don't like shopping in the morning because of all the crying kids and crabby retired couples barking at each other
4) I always remember what I went to Walgreens for AFTER I get home
5) Alma, in apartment #130 has a Bathtub chair for sale for only $20 and a walker for $15...I am wondering if she all of the sudden got better or just upgraded both items
6) I just spent $150 on cologne from Fields in Minneapolis...what was I thinking
7) I like it when I can help a pelican by taking the fishing lures that are stuck in its wings out and unwrapping the #20 test line from around its neck
8a) When I get a little down about my job at Hellton...I remember a sign I saw at Crabby Bills advertising "Come See Merlin the Dancing Oyster Shucker"...then I don't feel so bad
8b) That same day I parked next to a car that advertised "Rent Me, I'm Bolo The Clown"...and his car had a big red nosed tied on the grill
9) I spent $25 on Adidas flip flops and both of my big toes are bleeding...looks like rug burn...
10) I've lost 4 phones in the last 2 years in Boca Ciega Bay...that's getting expensive...maybe I should drop the $3 a month for insurance
11) My 24 year old ex friendgirl ex-"dancer" wants to move to the beach and share an apartment with GB...on one hand, that's sort of flattering, on the other hand...oh I don't know...I'll think of something
12) It always looks like someone shot me in the face several times with a pellet gun the first time I use a new razor
13) I always have the money to make my car payment on time, but find myself adding the $20 late fee every month...that's about 17 12-packs of Corona wasted each year
Well, that's about it.
