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PHBeerman
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by PHBeerman May 26, 2005 4:45 pm
I had a great workout today. As I was walking out of the gym, I kind of had the euphoria strut going on. walking through the parking lot, I saw this very attractive lady watching me.
Right up until the point where I climbed into the mini van.
Mini vans s***.
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by rednekkPH May 26, 2005 4:49 pm
Dude, you only have 2 kids...why are you driving a mini-van?
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by Finsupinfla May 26, 2005 4:50 pm
you should have just kept on walking...
PHBeerman
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by PHBeerman May 26, 2005 4:50 pm
rednekkPH wrote: Dude, you only have 2 kids...why are you driving a mini-van?
I got a killer deal on it.
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by Cubbie Bear May 26, 2005 4:51 pm
Look on the bright side. You could have getting into my '94 Sentra with no muffler
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by LIPH May 26, 2005 4:52 pm
PHBeerman wrote: rednekkPH wrote: Dude, you only have 2 kids...why are you driving a mini-van?
I got a killer deal on it.
They let you keep your manhood 3 days a week?
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by rednekkPH May 26, 2005 4:52 pm
PHBeerman wrote: rednekkPH wrote: Dude, you only have 2 kids...why are you driving a mini-van?
I got a killer deal on it.
They pay you 10 grand to take it off the lot? What about the RicePaddy Cruiser?
PHBeerman
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by PHBeerman May 26, 2005 4:54 pm
rednekkPH wrote: PHBeerman wrote: rednekkPH wrote: Dude, you only have 2 kids...why are you driving a mini-van?
I got a killer deal on it.
They pay you 10 grand to take it off the lot? What about the RicePaddy Cruiser?
The Cruiser is out at the farm. It is on its way home probably this weekend because I am going to get it ready to sell.
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by nycparrothead May 26, 2005 4:54 pm
rednekkPH wrote: Dude, you only have 2 kids...why are you driving a mini-van?
Yeah dude! Straight fathers drive SUVs!
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by zanth May 26, 2005 4:55 pm
I hear you have to surrender your testicles at the dealership when you buy such a "vehicle"
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by PHBeerman May 26, 2005 4:55 pm
LIPH wrote: PHBeerman wrote: rednekkPH wrote: Dude, you only have 2 kids...why are you driving a mini-van?
I got a killer deal on it.
They let you keep your manhood 3 days a week?
At least I have it 3 days a week. When was the last time you saw yours?
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by zanth May 26, 2005 4:55 pm
nycparrothead wrote: rednekkPH wrote: Dude, you only have 2 kids...why are you driving a mini-van?
Yeah dude! Straight fathers drive SUVs!
A rarity - I agree with Monkey
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by nycparrothead May 26, 2005 4:56 pm
zanth wrote: nycparrothead wrote: rednekkPH wrote: Dude, you only have 2 kids...why are you driving a mini-van?
Yeah dude! Straight fathers drive SUVs!
A rarity - I agree with Monkey
You're still alive?
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by zanth May 26, 2005 4:57 pm
nycparrothead wrote:
Possibly. Frank told me I had to jump into this thread to mock Beerman
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by nycparrothead May 26, 2005 4:58 pm
zanth wrote: nycparrothead wrote:
Possibly. Frank told me I had to jump into this thread to mock Beerman
Good call!
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by iuparrothead May 26, 2005 4:58 pm
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by PHBeerman May 26, 2005 4:59 pm
zanth wrote: I hear you have to surrender your testicles at the dealership when you buy such a "vehicle"
This coming from a homo who drives a BMW
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by PHBeerman May 26, 2005 5:00 pm
zanth wrote: nycparrothead wrote:
Possibly. Frank told me I had to jump into this thread to mock Beerman
I just cannot have cool cars like Franks Mitsubishi.
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by PHBeerman May 26, 2005 5:00 pm
A couple days a week I have to. Kid duty.
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