All of a sudden...POOF! In a flash and a puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still, you won't have any butter for your toast the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything for the rest of your life"!
Then...POOF!... She was gone.
After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, "Fred, where are you"?
Fred yelled back, "I'm over here in the pussywillows."
Dave yelled back, "DON'T SWING FRED! For God's sake, DON'T SWING"!
