86 rules of boozing

sonofabeach · Post by **sonofabeach** » June 7, 2005 1:37 am

Wino you know wrote:MICHAEL, MICHAEL, MICHAEL!!!!!

Hey!! I know for a fact that you have at least one good drunk story too buster!!

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » June 7, 2005 1:43 am

Only that wasn't a story-it really happened.
and if you blab about it, I'm going to hunt me down one S.O.B.

island_hopper · Post by **island_hopper** » June 7, 2005 1:51 am

FinzEast wrote: This one makes me laugh:
72. Never argue your tab at the end of the night. Remember, you're hammered and they’re sober. It's akin to a precocious five-year-old arguing the super-string theory with a physicist. 99.9% of the time you're wrong and either way you're going to come off as a jackass

.....Unless the bartender herself is hammered!

I lived near a remote resort a few years back and one of our "Thirsty Thursdays" at the bar we observed the bartender doing several shots with a few co-workers who were off work. When I went to pay tab she rang me up for $2.50 and couldn't figure out how to correct it and slurred awww f****! and gave me my all night tab for that price!

sonofabeach · Post by **sonofabeach** » June 7, 2005 1:58 am

Wino you know wrote:Only that wasn't a story-it really happened.
and if you blab about it, I'm going to hunt me down one S.O.B.

My lips are sealed.......for once

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » June 7, 2005 2:02 am

Actually, I was quite sober while it was happening. But I HOPE you learned something from my "ordeal."

When at a Buffett concert, STAY THE HELL AWAKE AT ALL COSTS!!!

That subject is now officially CLOSED.
but remember-I did it for you, you learned, my work is finished