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The next time you've had to many boat drinks, stumble over to the local pizza joint and order a pie to be delivered.

When the driver leaves to deliver the pizza, catch a ride!

TMHB wrote:The next time you've had to many boat drinks, stumble over to the local pizza joint and order a pie to be delivered.

When the driver leaves to deliver the pizza, catch a ride!

My soon to be father-in-law made this same observation recently, only he followed it up by pointing out that you not only get a ride home, but you get an in-transit meal. No cab company I know of offers that kind of sevice.