movie quotes

lorilovv · Post by **lorilovv** » June 17, 2005 10:53 am

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines. --Airplane

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » June 17, 2005 11:04 am

lorilovv wrote:You're my boy, Blue!--Old School

Happy Gilmore to Bob Barker....The price is WRONG b*tch!

Good Ones

Not funny queer, funny ha ha... mmmhmmm... -- Sling Blade

Sorry folks, parks closed, moose out front shoulda told ya -- National Lampoons Vacation

baby, your so money and ya dont even know it -- Swingers

So tell me Timmy, ya ever seen a grown man naked -- Airplane

Who does number 2 work for?? -- Austin Powers

ParrotheadGator · Post by **ParrotheadGator** » June 17, 2005 11:50 am

many quotes from Pirates of t he Caribbean

Blonde Stranger · Post by **Blonde Stranger** » June 17, 2005 12:15 pm

Big Lebowski:

Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Three thousand years of beautiful history from Moses to Sandy Koufax ... you're goddamn right I'm living in the past!

SHOMER FU**ING SHABBOS!

lorilovv · Post by **lorilovv** » June 17, 2005 12:21 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:
lorilovv wrote:You're my boy, Blue!--Old School

Happy Gilmore to Bob Barker....The price is WRONG b*tch!
Good Ones

So tell me Timmy, ya ever seen a grown man naked -- Airplane

What can you make of this?

You can make a hat....

a broche...

a taradactyl....

Airplane

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » June 17, 2005 12:22 pm

lorilovv wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote:
lorilovv wrote:You're my boy, Blue!--Old School

Happy Gilmore to Bob Barker....The price is WRONG b*tch!
Good Ones

So tell me Timmy, ya ever seen a grown man naked -- Airplane
What can you make of this?

You can make a hat....

a broche...

a taradactyl....

Airplane

LOOOOVE airplane... good choice of movie!

lorilovv · Post by **lorilovv** » June 17, 2005 12:36 pm

Don't even get me started DKD! I could do this all day!

(and don't call me Shirley...

)

Blonde Stranger · Post by **Blonde Stranger** » June 17, 2005 12:46 pm

lorilovv wrote:Don't even get me started DKD! I could do this all day! (and don't call me Shirley... )

Striker: It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.
All: It's an entirely different kind of flying.

I've got to concentrate ... concentrate ... concentrate ... concentrate .. hello? ... hello ... hello ... hello ... echo ... echo ... echo .. echo ... Now batting for Pedro Borbon, Manny Mota ... Mota ... Mota ... Mota ...

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » June 17, 2005 1:06 pm

Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol.

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » June 17, 2005 1:06 pm

Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » June 17, 2005 1:08 pm

Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?
Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light?
Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"

diamonddan · Post by **diamonddan** » June 17, 2005 1:15 pm

Memorable Quotes from We Were Soldiers (2002)

Sergeant Ernie Savage: Beautiful morning, Sergeant!
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley: What are you a f*cking weatherman now?

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Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized that he'd led his men into a slaughter?
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley: Sir, Custer was a p*$$y. You ain't.
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Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little b*stards straight to Hell. Amen.
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On the radio]
Colonel Tim Brown: Colonel, what's the situation down there?
[Colonel Moore spins around and shoots a Vietnamese soldier that was just about to stab him]
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: It's getting pretty sporty down here, sir!

UAHparrothead · Post by **UAHparrothead** » June 17, 2005 1:15 pm

Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over.
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Airplane! is one the greatest movies of all time

UAHparrothead · Post by **UAHparrothead** » June 17, 2005 1:17 pm

BTW the AFI will be counting down the Top 100 movie quotes of all time. It will air Tuesday night on CBS.

lorilovv · Post by **lorilovv** » June 17, 2005 1:37 pm

Oh stewardess! I speak jive........

"Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side"........

"Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!" .......

"Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!"

(June Evelyn Bronson, aka June Cleaver!)--Airplane

one of my favorite scenes!

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » June 17, 2005 1:39 pm

You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything and you don't have to do anything...not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."

mexcooker12 · Post by **mexcooker12** » June 17, 2005 2:09 pm

He was trained to eat things that would make a billy goat puke

-Col. Trautman

lorilovv · Post by **lorilovv** » June 17, 2005 2:22 pm

Come ON, Cletus! Come ON!....It's shote' walk but you gone' LIMP back!

Nutty Professor

sy · Post by sy » June 17, 2005 3:42 pm

From Fight Club:
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time

I am Jack's smirking revenge

From Anchorman:
The following is based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed.

From Napoleon Dynamite:
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

OleMissRebel · Post by **OleMissRebel** » June 17, 2005 5:11 pm

Smokie & the Bandit

Big Joe.... "you're badge is crooked sir" (then he squeeses it).
Sheriff Justice....."much ableiged."
Junior...."who was that daddy?"
Sheriff Justice....."I don't know Junior, but the circus must be in town."

Snowman....."was that a wedding dress?"
Bandit...."yeah, that's what she was wearing"
Snowman....."well, what's she wearin' now?"
Snowman....."You hear what I said? What's she got on? Her mind? HA! 10-4"

Sheriff Justice...."hey boy, I'm lookin' for Sheriff Branford."
Sheriff Branford...."I am sheriff Branford."
Sheriff Justice......"funny, you sounded taller on the radio. What's this world comin' to?"