Sheriff Justice...."hey boy, I'm lookin' for Sheriff Branford."
Sheriff Branford...."I am sheriff Branford."
Sheriff Justice......"funny, you sounded taller on the radio. What's this world comin' to?"
Buford T. Justice: "But I'm in high speed pursuit. Don't you hear good?"
Sheriff Branford: "I hear perfectly. The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation."
Buford T. Justice: "The godd@mn Germans got nothin' to do with it."
"shells sink, dreams float, life's good on our boat..."
"Why you want to go F around on that river"
"Because its there"
"You get in there and can't get out you gonna wish it wan't"
Deliverence
The "Show me the way to go home" song from Jaws, when they are on the boat right after they are telling the scars stories...we always sing that on the boat when the trip starts to be too long!
Eat seafood? Use bait? Thank a commercial fisherman.
"Miami has the Dolphins, the greatest football team..."
A League of Their Own
"There's no crying in baseball!!"
"It's supposed to be hard! If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great!"
Gladiator
"What we do in life echoes in eternity."
American Beauty
"It's never too late to get it back."
Casablanca
"Here's lookin' at you, kid."
"If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."
"We'll always have Paris."
Field of Dreams
"If you build it, he will come."
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But, baseball has marked the time. This field, this game, is a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again."
"Is this heaven?"
"It's Iowa"
A Few Good Men
"You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall."
"I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!"
The Birdcage
"It's like riding a psychotic horse toward a burning stable."
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Carry on as you know they would want you to do. ~~JB, dedication to Tim Russert
Take your time
Find your passion
Life goes on until it ends
Don’t stop living
Until then
~~Mac McAnally
Where did they teach you to talk like this? At some Panama City sailor-wanna-hump-hump bar, or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy somepleace else.. we're all stocked up here.....
As Good As It Gets....
"I know it's a shabby old building but after all ain't we God's children
And Lord it's a good place for hangin' out .."
I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.
I love ya more than my luggage...(For you PHAW.. )
Clairee: I've just been to the dedication of the new children's park.
Truvy: Yeah, how did that go?
Clairee: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.
Truvy: Was she hurt?
Clairee: I doubt it. She got hit in the head.
"I know it's a shabby old building but after all ain't we God's children
And Lord it's a good place for hangin' out .."
Prthd119 wrote:Where did they teach you to talk like this? At some Panama City sailor-wanna-hump-hump bar, or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy somepleace else.. we're all stocked up here.....
As Good As It Gets....
Honey, I LOVE that movie! You got great taste!
Cate
"When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky." ~ Buddha
I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff.
Vada Sultenfuss - My Girl
Cate
"When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky." ~ Buddha
"I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
Crash Davis, Bull Durham
"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
He ain't wrong he's just different
but his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right
We got this job on 65th and Third. This big freakin' ballbreaker of a job, right, and we got the area roped off so that some schmuck don't walk through there and take a wrecking ball between the eyes. All of a sudden this woman, you know with the big dark glasses and the Bloomingdale bags, she starts walking right through the ropes and I yell down at her, "Hey! You can't go there ya stupid b****." And suddenly, this big steam fittin' bursts and this God damn crane crashes right down on her legs. And she's screaming, "My Legs! My Legs!" And I say, "No s***, your legs, you got a two-thousand-pound goddamn crane on you." Now you know that in an emergency situation you can get superhuman strength? I reach down and I lift this crane and was able to slide her out from under, and the doctors were able to save her legs. So the moral of this story is: don't walk where you're not supposed to walk because there may not be someone with superhuman strength to save your little ass. And don't do drugs.
next. . . .
Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you're a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happened to my twenties?" Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering "how come the kids don't call?" By your eighties, you've had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama. Any questions?
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