Hamburgers

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » June 18, 2005 7:38 am

I just eat the thing. 12-14 bites... time for me to get the check.

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » June 18, 2005 8:08 am

I put the burger cheese side down...then pile the fixins on the cheeseless side.... so lets see... the burger is upside down but the bun is right side up. Somewhere there is an answer in this post....

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » June 18, 2005 12:59 pm

SMLCHNG wrote:
Wino you know wrote:I eat my burgers right side up, and my pizza crust first. It's just the natural order of things.
What do you hold onto if you eat the crust first, Garry??

It's VERY simle, Penny-I put my left hand under the pizza, hold the crust with my right thumb and index finger, then bite into that succulent crust as if it were part of Sandra Bullock's badoingees. The entire slice is usually devoured within 8 seconds.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » June 18, 2005 1:43 pm

tikitatas wrote:
CVParrothead wrote:I eat mine rightside up and I set it down rightside up. I use to eat the burger first then the fries now I eat the fries first then I enjoy the burger
If I eat the fries, I never can finish my burger . . .

you gotta try harder. Membership in the clean plate club is a good thing.

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » June 18, 2005 1:45 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
tikitatas wrote:
CVParrothead wrote:I eat mine rightside up and I set it down rightside up. I use to eat the burger first then the fries now I eat the fries first then I enjoy the burger
If I eat the fries, I never can finish my burger . . .
you gotta try harder. Membership in the clean plate club is a good thing.

Sounds like a pretty lame ass club...

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » June 18, 2005 1:47 pm

nycparrothead wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
tikitatas wrote:
CVParrothead wrote:I eat mine rightside up and I set it down rightside up. I use to eat the burger first then the fries now I eat the fries first then I enjoy the burger
If I eat the fries, I never can finish my burger . . .
you gotta try harder. Membership in the clean plate club is a good thing.
Sounds like a pretty lame ass club...

Don't you need to loan Jimmy your phone or something? Maybe you could go hump Charleston's leg again. I am sure that never gets old for him on those visits..

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » June 18, 2005 1:48 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:Don't you need to loan Jimmy your phone or something? Maybe you could go hump Charleston's leg again. I am sure that never gets old for him on those visits..

Yeah... Like I can reach Charleston's leg...

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » June 18, 2005 1:50 pm

nycparrothead wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:Don't you need to loan Jimmy your phone or something? Maybe you could go hump Charleston's leg again. I am sure that never gets old for him on those visits..
Yeah... Like I can reach Charleston's leg...

ok.. his foot..

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » June 19, 2005 11:09 am

if it's cooked right, however I can get it from plate to mouth is sufficient

Post by **SMLCHNG** » June 19, 2005 11:29 am

Wino you know wrote: It's VERY simle, Penny-I put my left hand under the pizza, hold the crust with my right thumb and index finger, then bite into that succulent crust as if it were part of Sandra Bullock's badoingees. The entire slice is usually devoured within 8 seconds.

(did you hear she's supposed to be getting married?)

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » June 19, 2005 6:30 pm

SMLCHNG wrote:
Wino you know wrote: It's VERY simle, Penny-I put my left hand under the pizza, hold the crust with my right thumb and index finger, then bite into that succulent crust as if it were part of Sandra Bullock's badoingees. The entire slice is usually devoured within 8 seconds.
(did you hear she's supposed to be getting married?)

To Jesse James

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » June 19, 2005 7:06 pm

I dont eat hamburgers ... I eat cheeseburgers. I hear there are parts of this country where you can get a ticket or jail time for serving burgers without cheese. At least there should be.

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » June 19, 2005 8:10 pm

redwinemaker wrote:I dont eat hamburgers ... I eat cheeseburgers. I hear there are parts of this country where you can get a ticket or jail time for serving burgers without cheese. At least there should be.

Point taken

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » June 20, 2005 8:06 pm

springparrot wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:
Wino you know wrote: It's VERY simle, Penny-I put my left hand under the pizza, hold the crust with my right thumb and index finger, then bite into that succulent crust as if it were part of Sandra Bullock's badoingees. The entire slice is usually devoured within 8 seconds.
(did you hear she's supposed to be getting married?)
To Jesse James

That photo looks like my date to my high school prom posing with her father.
just kidding, Bonnie, wherever you are-that was an awesome night 35 years ago

kitty · Post by **kitty** » June 20, 2005 8:11 pm

sorry..don't eat burgers!

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » June 20, 2005 8:14 pm

ragtopW wrote:
redwinemaker wrote:I dont eat hamburgers ... I eat cheeseburgers. I hear there are parts of this country where you can get a ticket or jail time for serving burgers without cheese. At least there should be.

Point taken

It's called Wisconsin...

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » June 20, 2005 8:14 pm

If someone came into my restaurant and wanted our signature item without cheese, would it be a HIP?

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » June 20, 2005 8:15 pm

Wino you know wrote:
springparrot wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:
Wino you know wrote: It's VERY simle, Penny-I put my left hand under the pizza, hold the crust with my right thumb and index finger, then bite into that succulent crust as if it were part of Sandra Bullock's badoingees. The entire slice is usually devoured within 8 seconds.
(did you hear she's supposed to be getting married?)
To Jesse James

That photo looks like my date to my high school prom posing with her father.
just kidding, Bonnie, wherever you are-that was an awesome night 35 years ago

I'm afraid to ask which is which

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » June 20, 2005 8:20 pm

springparrot wrote:I'm afraid to ask which is which

THANK GOD FOR GOOD BEER, WHICH MEANS I DIDN'T HAVE TO FIND OUT.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » June 21, 2005 9:21 am

Right side up.

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