GENEROUS STUDENT

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » June 20, 2005 10:57 am

Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City
subway
when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.

Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.

Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of
singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile.

The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other
passengers.

Frank is outraged by his friend's act of generosity.

"What on earth did you do that for?" shouts Frank. "You know he's only
going
to use it on drugs or booze."

Matt replies, "And we weren't?"

land_shark3 · Post by **land_shark3** » June 20, 2005 10:58 am

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » June 20, 2005 4:36 pm

Drugs are bad.

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » June 20, 2005 5:58 pm

Prthd119 · Post by **Prthd119** » June 20, 2005 6:26 pm

buffettbride wrote:

Drugs are bad.

That was one of my favorite South Parks!

ps...sent this to my daughter and her best friend..both college students.....and changed the names....

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » June 20, 2005 6:48 pm

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » June 20, 2005 7:57 pm

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » June 20, 2005 7:58 pm

Jason Mason · Post by **Jason Mason** » June 22, 2005 2:25 pm

That sounded very familiar up to the last line!

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » June 22, 2005 4:49 pm

Sidew13 · Post by **Sidew13** » June 22, 2005 5:38 pm