SOCIAL SECURITY

[tdparrothead]

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for
Social
Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to
verify
his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet
at
home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have
left
his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The
woman
says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly
silver
hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me"
and
she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his
experience at
the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your
pants.
You might have gotten disability too."

[unclejohn]

[ragtopW]

[Jason Mason]