Semi-true story

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » June 20, 2005 10:42 pm

Shane's mom got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized with her and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

And that, friends, is the real reason that he's known as the monkey boy....

jamaica mistaica · Post by **jamaica mistaica** » June 20, 2005 10:54 pm

haha

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » June 20, 2005 11:22 pm

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » June 20, 2005 11:31 pm

Why do you insult monkeys like that?

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » June 20, 2005 11:57 pm

PHBeerman wrote:Why do you insult monkeys like that?

why do drive the rainbow van?

Because it fits.

FFishstick · Post by **FFishstick** » June 21, 2005 12:45 am

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:Why do you insult monkeys like that?
why do drive the rainbow van?

Because it fits.

BURN