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I found a keychain with p*** scenes in my burger!
Posted: June 21, 2005 3:22 pm
by A1A BOUND
This is so far out, you almost have to believe it.
Penny Needham says she bit into her McDonald's double-cheeseburger and felt something hard, which she eventually discovered was a metal key chain, shoved between the two beef patties. The chain showed two people engaged in a sex act. Needham says the metal chipped her teeth, causing her to seek treatment. "It about killed my teeth. They told me to see a specialist. I am still in pain."
http://www.daytondailynews.com/loca...0618burger.html
Posted: June 21, 2005 3:24 pm
by buffettbride
I love Big Macs.
Why can't I get p*** in mine???
Life is so unfair.
Re: I found a keychain with p*** scenes in my burger!
Posted: June 21, 2005 3:25 pm
by sailingagain
A1A BOUND wrote: Needham says the metal chipped her teeth, causing her to seek treatment. "It about killed my teeth. They told me to see a specialist. I am still in pain."
And I'm sure she is suffering from nightmares and mental anguish as well. Nothing a few million $$ won't cure.
Posted: June 21, 2005 3:28 pm
by sy
How hard do you bite down on a burger that you chip your teeth?
Posted: June 21, 2005 3:38 pm
by Left Field ParrotHead
sy wrote:How hard do you bite down on a burger that you chip your teeth?
I bet its the couple hundred thousand cokes she had to wash down the years of McD's that have rotted her teeth to the consistency of drywall. Probably wasn't hard at all.
Posted: June 21, 2005 6:30 pm
by sy
Left Field ParrotHead wrote:sy wrote:How hard do you bite down on a burger that you chip your teeth?
I bet its the couple hundred thousand cokes she had to wash down the years of McD's that have rotted her teeth to the consistency of drywall. Probably wasn't hard at all.
I got a good giggle out of that
Posted: June 22, 2005 11:19 pm
by Ilph
I never get p*** with my fast food.
Posted: June 22, 2005 11:23 pm
by ragtopW
Ilph wrote:I never get p*** with my fast food.
Or at all
Posted: June 22, 2005 11:51 pm
by DonnaKayDunbar
Ilph wrote:I never get p*** with my fast food.
me either.
I feel jipped outta that..
who wants to join a class action lawsuit because we don't get p*** in our food?!
Posted: June 23, 2005 1:15 am
by ragtopW
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:Ilph wrote:I never get p*** with my fast food.
me either.
I feel jipped outta that..
who wants to join a class action lawsuit because we don't get p*** in our food?!
MO Money MO Money Mo Money!!!!!
Posted: June 23, 2005 5:27 am
by Sidew13
ragtopW wrote:DonnaKayDunbar wrote:Ilph wrote:I never get p*** with my fast food.
me either.
I feel jipped outta that..
who wants to join a class action lawsuit because we don't get p*** in our food?!
MO Money MO Money Mo Money!!!!!
MO p*** MO p*** MO p***
Posted: June 23, 2005 5:52 am
by RinglingRingling
Dayton...
just about says it all...
Posted: June 23, 2005 6:40 am
by tikitatas
Excuse me, I'm just pouring some milk on my bowl of PORNFLAKES!
Posted: June 23, 2005 7:34 am
by ToplessRideFL
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:who wants to join a class action lawsuit because we don't get p*** in our food?!
I think I know just the lawyer for the case!
Posted: June 23, 2005 10:24 am
by tikitatas
ToplessRideFL wrote:DonnaKayDunbar wrote:who wants to join a class action lawsuit because we don't get p*** in our food?!
I think I know just the lawyer for the case!
Is he from Lawn Guyland?
Posted: June 23, 2005 10:25 am
by buffettbride