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Wino you know
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Impressing the sexes

Post by Wino you know »

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Wine her
Dine her
Call her
Hug her
Support her
Hold her
Surprise her
Compliment her
Smile at her
Listen to her
Laugh with her
Cry with her
Romance her
Believe in her
Cuddle with her
Shop with her
Give her jewelry
Buy her flowers
Hold her hand
Write love letters to her
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked
Bring beer
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Post by ragtopW »

Oh come on We guys wish for more than that


I just can't list it in this fine Family forum



:pirate: :pirate: :oops:
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Post by Jason Mason »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I still love old magazines and Snickers bars....
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Post by RinglingRingling »

ragtopW wrote:Oh come on We guys wish for more than that


I just can't list it in this fine Family forum



:pirate: :pirate: :oops:
no.. pretty much showing up naked with beer makes all things possible.. except for Team making french fries with a fry-daddy.. that is just too dangerous.
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Post by sailingagain »

Mmmmmm......BEER!!!!
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Post by pair8head »

ragtopW wrote:Oh come on We guys wish for more than that


I just can't list it in this fine Family forum



:pirate: :pirate: :oops:

Don't block the TV comes to mind. :D
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sailingagain wrote:Mmmmmm......BEER!!!!
Mmmmmmmmmm............NAKED!
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Post by buffettbride »

pair8head wrote:
ragtopW wrote:Oh come on We guys wish for more than that


I just can't list it in this fine Family forum



:pirate: :pirate: :oops:

Don't block the TV comes to mind. :D
I'm telling Connie you said that! :P :lol:
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Post by pair8head »

buffettbride wrote:
pair8head wrote:
ragtopW wrote:Oh come on We guys wish for more than that


I just can't list it in this fine Family forum



:pirate: :pirate: :oops:

Don't block the TV comes to mind. :D
I'm telling Connie you said that! :P :lol:

I knew I was gonna catch hell for that. :D
SAVE THE EARTH
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Post by buffettbride »

pair8head wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
pair8head wrote:
ragtopW wrote:Oh come on We guys wish for more than that


I just can't list it in this fine Family forum



:pirate: :pirate: :oops:

Don't block the TV comes to mind. :D
I'm telling Connie you said that! :P :lol:

I knew I was gonna catch hell for that. :D
When the cat's away... :lol: :roll:
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