Native Wayne

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » June 23, 2005 1:29 pm

LIPH wrote:That's why I still go to concerts, I'm waiting for him to do those songs.

You're going to have a mighty long wait, Sonny.

FinzEast · Post by **FinzEast** » June 23, 2005 1:50 pm

I don't care, i 'm just happy i get to listen to concerts while driving..

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » June 23, 2005 1:54 pm

He's a bit much. But it doesn't bother me too much.

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » June 23, 2005 2:09 pm

Wino you know wrote:
LIPH wrote:That's why I still go to concerts, I'm waiting for him to do those songs.
You're going to have a mighty long wait, Sonny.

One really old dude calling another really old dude "Sonny"... That's the funniest thing I've read here all day!

Monty Hall · Post by **Monty Hall** » June 23, 2005 2:10 pm

He is extremely monotone. Instead of getting me pumped-up for the concert, I would rather just go to sleep. Luckily I can pop in a CD until the concert starts!

phenwayparrothead · Post by **phenwayparrothead** » June 23, 2005 2:14 pm

We hung out by the RM jeep for a little while and he is definately not cut out for the job. I asked him if he was taking requests, he said sure. I request Smart Woman in a Real Short Skirt and he just looked confused. The guy next to him had to come over and say they did have the song and tell him it was a Jimmy song. You would think if your going to be a Radio Margaritaville DJ you should have some feel for Jimmy's song catalog.

MikeInNOLA · Post by **MikeInNOLA** » June 23, 2005 2:19 pm

phenwayparrothead wrote:We hung out by the RM jeep for a little while and he is definately not cut out for the job. I asked him if he was taking requests, he said sure. I request Smart Woman in a Real Short Skirt and he just looked confused. The guy next to him had to come over and say they did have the song and tell him it was a Jimmy song. You would think if your going to be a Radio Margaritaville DJ you should have some feel for Jimmy's song catalog.

Prospective Margaritaville Cafe employees have to pass a Buffett/Margaritaville knowledge test before they are hired. Maybe Native Wayne got a waiver?

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » June 23, 2005 2:27 pm

phenwayparrothead wrote:We hung out by the RM jeep for a little while and he is definately not cut out for the job. I asked him if he was taking requests, he said sure. I request Smart Woman in a Real Short Skirt and he just looked confused. The guy next to him had to come over and say they did have the song and tell him it was a Jimmy song. You would think if your going to be a Radio Margaritaville DJ you should have some feel for Jimmy's song catalog.

He knows as much Buffett as my dog does!

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » June 23, 2005 2:28 pm

nycparrothead wrote:
Wino you know wrote:
LIPH wrote:That's why I still go to concerts, I'm waiting for him to do those songs.
You're going to have a mighty long wait, Sonny.
One really old dude calling another really old dude "Sonny"... That's the funniest thing I've read here all day!

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » June 23, 2005 2:32 pm

Who cares?

Jason Mason · Post by **Jason Mason** » June 23, 2005 3:04 pm

I think he's kinda annoying.

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » June 23, 2005 3:13 pm

nycparrothead wrote:
Wino you know wrote:
LIPH wrote:That's why I still go to concerts, I'm waiting for him to do those songs.
You're going to have a mighty long wait, Sonny.
One really old dude calling another really old dude "Sonny"... That's the funniest thing I've read here all day!

It IS kinda funny, isn't it, SHORTY!

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » June 23, 2005 4:11 pm

Wino you know wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
Wino you know wrote:
LIPH wrote:That's why I still go to concerts, I'm waiting for him to do those songs.
You're going to have a mighty long wait, Sonny.
One really old dude calling another really old dude "Sonny"... That's the funniest thing I've read here all day!
It IS kinda funny, isn't it, SHORTY!

In 40 years I'll still be short, but at least I'll still be alive!

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » June 23, 2005 4:15 pm

MikeInNOLA wrote:
phenwayparrothead wrote:We hung out by the RM jeep for a little while and he is definately not cut out for the job. I asked him if he was taking requests, he said sure. I request Smart Woman in a Real Short Skirt and he just looked confused. The guy next to him had to come over and say they did have the song and tell him it was a Jimmy song. You would think if your going to be a Radio Margaritaville DJ you should have some feel for Jimmy's song catalog.
Prospective Margaritaville Cafe employees have to pass a Buffett/Margaritaville knowledge test before they are hired. Maybe Native Wayne got a waiver?

They do?
Then why did the one we ask in Orlando while standing under the plane have no idea what Jamaica Mistaka?

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » June 23, 2005 4:17 pm

springparrot wrote:
MikeInNOLA wrote:
phenwayparrothead wrote:We hung out by the RM jeep for a little while and he is definately not cut out for the job. I asked him if he was taking requests, he said sure. I request Smart Woman in a Real Short Skirt and he just looked confused. The guy next to him had to come over and say they did have the song and tell him it was a Jimmy song. You would think if your going to be a Radio Margaritaville DJ you should have some feel for Jimmy's song catalog.
Prospective Margaritaville Cafe employees have to pass a Buffett/Margaritaville knowledge test before they are hired. Maybe Native Wayne got a waiver?
They do?
Then why did the one we ask in Orlando while standing under the plane have no idea what Jamaica Mistaka?

Cliffs Notes?

MikeInNOLA · Post by **MikeInNOLA** » June 23, 2005 6:08 pm

buffettbride wrote:
springparrot wrote:
MikeInNOLA wrote:
phenwayparrothead wrote:We hung out by the RM jeep for a little while and he is definately not cut out for the job. I asked him if he was taking requests, he said sure. I request Smart Woman in a Real Short Skirt and he just looked confused. The guy next to him had to come over and say they did have the song and tell him it was a Jimmy song. You would think if your going to be a Radio Margaritaville DJ you should have some feel for Jimmy's song catalog.
Prospective Margaritaville Cafe employees have to pass a Buffett/Margaritaville knowledge test before they are hired. Maybe Native Wayne got a waiver?
They do?
Then why did the one we ask in Orlando while standing under the plane have no idea what Jamaica Mistaka?
Cliffs Notes?

Cliff Clavin's notes: "Everyone is the Swiss Army owns a Swiss Army Knife. That's why no one messes with Switzerland."

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » June 23, 2005 6:19 pm

Shorty wrote:In 40 years I'll still be short, but at least I'll still be alive!

Maybe.

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » June 23, 2005 6:19 pm

springparrot wrote:Then why did the one we ask in Orlando while standing under the plane have no idea what Jamaica Mistaka?

May have been an actual CityWalk employee....

And yeah... what little I've heard, the guy su cks... Sirius HAD TO have had something to do with that joker...

I dont know if I'm even buying the accent...

What did happen to Steve after all these years????

And more importantly... without Steve there for the pre-shows, BN can no longer influence the set list

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » June 23, 2005 6:20 pm

He is so VERY bad.

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » June 23, 2005 6:21 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:
springparrot wrote:Then why did the one we ask in Orlando while standing under the plane have no idea what Jamaica Mistaka?
May have been an actual CityWalk employee....

And yeah... what little I've heard, the guy su cks... Sirius HAD TO have had something to do with that joker... I dont know if I'm even buying the accent...

What did happen to Steve after all these years????

And more importantly... without Steve there for the pre-shows, BN can no longer influence the set list

Could be, but she was working at Lone Palm bar

btw--anyone have a pic of Native Wayne?
And is the M-ville Jeep close to the M-ville bus--or is the bus still making it to the shows?

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