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What do you think about Native Wayne?

Jamaica Mistaica! He drives me insane!
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65%
I Love the Now! Who cares? It's Buffett I listen to!
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28%
Ain't He A Genius?! I can't live without my Native Wayne fix!
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8%
 
Total votes: 65

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Post by MikeInNOLA »

Quint wrote:
MikeInNOLA wrote:
phenwayparrothead wrote:We hung out by the RM jeep for a little while and he is definately not cut out for the job. I asked him if he was taking requests, he said sure. I request Smart Woman in a Real Short Skirt and he just looked confused. The guy next to him had to come over and say they did have the song and tell him it was a Jimmy song. You would think if your going to be a Radio Margaritaville DJ you should have some feel for Jimmy's song catalog.
Prospective Margaritaville Cafe employees have to pass a Buffett/Margaritaville knowledge test before they are hired. Maybe Native Wayne got a waiver? :roll: :roll: :o
Really?? This surprises me as whenever I go into the otown Mville they do not seem the least bit interested to talk Buffett of if they have a clue what I am talking about. I always get the feeling they don't like PH's. Mainly from the snobby hostess.
Ya know, I made that comment based on local experiences with Margaritaville New Orleans employees...assuming they did so everywhere. Perhaps only the NOLA location does so? Sorry for ASSuming!
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Post by Gypsy In The Palace »

Quint wrote:
MikeInNOLA wrote:
phenwayparrothead wrote:We hung out by the RM jeep for a little while and he is definately not cut out for the job. I asked him if he was taking requests, he said sure. I request Smart Woman in a Real Short Skirt and he just looked confused. The guy next to him had to come over and say they did have the song and tell him it was a Jimmy song. You would think if your going to be a Radio Margaritaville DJ you should have some feel for Jimmy's song catalog.
Prospective Margaritaville Cafe employees have to pass a Buffett/Margaritaville knowledge test before they are hired. Maybe Native Wayne got a waiver? :roll: :roll: :o
Really?? This surprises me as whenever I go into the otown Mville they do not seem the least bit interested to talk Buffett of if they have a clue what I am talking about. I always get the feeling they don't like PH's. Mainly from the snobby hostess.
I've got a few Margaritaville Orlando stories....

As some of you may know, the RM studios were located at Universal Orlando until just a few years ago when they moved. Back a few years ago when I was there, I asked my waiter where exactly the RM studios were. He said that it was his understanding that RM was based out of Key West. But, then he proceeded to tell me that he knows the guy who runs it (I'm assuming he was talking about Steve) because he comes into Margaritaville all the time. As he walked away, I was thinking to myself, "If it's based on Key West, why would he be coming 400 miles up the road all the time to Margaritaville Orlando?" :roll:

And, back in November '03 when JB and Alan Jackson were opening the awards show with 5:00 Somewhere and the night that 5:00 won the vocal event of the year, my mother was in Orlando on business. She decided to go to Margaritaville to watch the awards show with phellow parrotheads. Guess what? They kept the videos that are always on playing throughout the night and never switched the TV's to the awards. Luckily, I had taped it, and she got to watch it when she got home. But, it made me wonder if the employees there even knew he was on TV. How many of you think that if the CEO of your company was on primetime TV and was nominated for a major award that if you were at work at the time, every single TV in the building would be tuned to it?
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Post by spoonerhizolehound »

Well until I saw him at GW, I though he was more island looking but he looks more like he is puerto rican putting on a Jamaican accent. He didn't annoy me so much until I saw the island sham he is portraying.
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Re: Wayne

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spoonerhizolehound wrote:Well until I saw him at GW, I though he was more island looking but he looks more like he is puerto rican putting on a Jamaican accent. He didn't annoy me so much until I saw the island sham he is portraying.
He's 100% Jamaican, even if that doesn't fit your narrow-minded image of what a Jamaican is "supposed" to look like. Apparently you don't know many real Jamaicans.

I can't believe you'd accuse a man of lying about his heritage because he looks different than you expect. I'd best warn my fair-skinned Jamaican friends that you're going to call them liars too... :-?
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Re: Wayne

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Mr. Page wrote:
spoonerhizolehound wrote:Well until I saw him at GW, I though he was more island looking but he looks more like he is puerto rican putting on a Jamaican accent. He didn't annoy me so much until I saw the island sham he is portraying.
He's 100% Jamaican, even if that doesn't fit your narrow-minded image of what a Jamaican is "supposed" to look like. Apparently you don't know many real Jamaicans.

I can't believe you'd accuse a man of lying about his heritage because he looks different than you expect. I'd best warn my fair-skinned Jamaican friends that you're going to call them liars too... :-?
YAY! I found another bleeding heart liberal, PC minded person to tell me what kind of person I am. You definitely do not know me, so you need not comment on people or topics of which you do not know. I didn't accuse him of anything. I simply stated my "narrowminded" opinion. I suppose I left out the LOL. Some people need their humor spoonfed to them. I could have sworn that i put a smiley in there but I'm sure that would have been overlooked anyway. Your assumptions of me are what's narrow minded. Your accusations are the same as the "narrowminded" accusations that you extracted from my post. Some people see what they want to see. Next you'll be telling me that Michael Jackson isn't white. Well, I think you'll recover from this bitter tragedy and personal trauma that you suffered and live to see the world change to better suit your beliefs. OK....here it comes......watch for it.....r u ready........LOL Come back, come back- back to Jamaica!
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Re: Wayne

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spoonerhizolehound wrote:I didn't accuse him of anything.
spoonerhizolehound wrote:He didn't annoy me so much until I saw the island sham he is portraying.
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Re: Wayne

Post by MikeInNOLA »

Mr. Page wrote:
spoonerhizolehound wrote:Well until I saw him at GW, I though he was more island looking but he looks more like he is puerto rican putting on a Jamaican accent. He didn't annoy me so much until I saw the island sham he is portraying.
He's 100% Jamaican, even if that doesn't fit your narrow-minded image of what a Jamaican is "supposed" to look like. Apparently you don't know many real Jamaicans.

I can't believe you'd accuse a man of lying about his heritage because he looks different than you expect. I'd best warn my fair-skinned Jamaican friends that you're going to call them liars too... :-?
He dun teif'd di bleach outta de wata Mon :wink:
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Post by spoonerhizolehound »

I didn't accuse him of anything. I simply stated my "narrowminded" opinion. I suppose I left out the LOL. Some people need their humor spoonfed to them. I could have sworn that i put a smiley in there but I'm sure that would have been overlooked anyway.
Stop the bloodclot cryin' :pirate:
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Post by MikeInNOLA »

No problem says the Rasta Mon, when I asked to join his band! :o

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Post by nycparrothead »

We should stop fighting about whether or not he's Jamaican and just focus on what's really important here which is what a completely useless, terrible radio personality he is... :P
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Post by PHBeerman »

nycparrothead wrote:We should stop fighting about whether or not he's Jamaican and just focus on what's really important here which is what a completely useless, terrible radio personality he is... :P
I thought we had to accept worthless people around here. If this is not the case I am p***, as this is the only reason I have ever recognized your existence.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes ya dont
Almond Joys got nuts, Mounds Dont
Because....
Sometimes ya feel like a _______, sometimes ya _________ :roll:
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Post by nycparrothead »

PHBeerman wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:We should stop fighting about whether or not he's Jamaican and just focus on what's really important here which is what a completely useless, terrible radio personality he is... :P
I thought we had to accept worthless people around here. If this is not the case I am p***, as this is the only reason I have ever recognized your existence.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Tell your leg that I'm worthless because it was twitching with joy at Nissan last year...
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Post by nycparrothead »

HsvParrothead wrote:Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes ya dont
Almond Joys got nuts, Mounds Dont
Because....
Sometimes ya feel like a _______, sometimes ya _________ :roll:
You're a weird dude.....

(Coming from me. that should scare the crap out of you!) :P
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nycparrothead wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:We should stop fighting about whether or not he's Jamaican and just focus on what's really important here which is what a completely useless, terrible radio personality he is... :P
I thought we had to accept worthless people around here. If this is not the case I am p***, as this is the only reason I have ever recognized your existence.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Tell your leg that I'm worthless because it was twitching with joy at Nissan last year...
If it answers back should I be scared?
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Post by nycparrothead »

PHBeerman wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:Tell your leg that I'm worthless because it was twitching with joy at Nissan last year...
If it answers back should I be scared?
Probably... :lol:
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nycparrothead wrote:(Coming from me. that should scare the crap out of you!) :P
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Names Jack... nice to meet ya :wink:
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Post by nycparrothead »

HsvParrothead wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:(Coming from me. that should scare the crap out of you!) :P
Thundercats
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Names Jack... nice to meet ya :wink:
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Post by PHBeerman »

HsvParrothead wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:(Coming from me. that should scare the crap out of you!) :P
Thundercats
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Names Jack... nice to meet ya :wink:
Hi-Jack!!!!
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nycparrothead wrote:We should stop fighting about whether or not he's Jamaican and just focus on what's really important here which is what a completely useless, terrible radio personality he is... :P
When did we start talking about Howard Stern and Opie & Anthony? :lol:
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