Desdamona wrote:This has probably been addressed before, but a search didn't turn up the thread...
Comcast is pretty good about filtering out spam messages, but a few do get through.
Today I got this:
From:Concepcion Mejia... Re: With cough my vagina jig
Now I'm almost used to blank spams and even addressee unknown spams, but
funny spams are amost worth getting. And yes, I'm aware that there's a whole website dedicated to them,
but this is the funniest I've received personally.
I hate it when I cough and my vag. does a jig!
It's even worse when your bladder does the jig while coughing
Do u remember
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If I had the time or patience, I'd waste both trying to figure that out.
alphabits wrote:Lots of spam but none of those hysterical subject lines today.
I did receive something from a Bonita Dodson entitled "Gain up to 11 inches". I didn't bother opening it because at this point in my life I can't imagine why I'd want to be 7 feet tall.
Oh...now *that's* funny! I will have to pass that around...
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OK, I'd say 75-85% of the spam I get now is for "enlargement" advertising.
(The last thing I need is any enlargement!) Sometimes the "From"
addresses are female-sounding, but usually they are about their "boyfriends".
Sometimes they're male-sounding about their "boyfriends" as well. Whatever.
But tonight "Margery T. Culver" sent me a message with the Topic line of:
"The guys get jealous now when they see me in the bathroom." Confusing.
Desdamona wrote:OK, I'd say 75-85% of the spam I get now is for "enlargement" advertising.
(The last thing I need is any enlargement!) Sometimes the "From"
addresses are female-sounding, but usually they are about their "boyfriends".
Sometimes they're male-sounding about their "boyfriends" as well. Whatever.
But tonight "Margery T. Culver" sent me a message with the Topic line of:
"The guys get jealous now when they see me in the bathroom." Confusing.
She's the woman going crazy on Caroline Street?
Sometimes more than others,
we see who and what and where we are,
I'm just a one man band,
With my feet in the sand,
Tonight I just need my guitar
alphabits wrote:Lots of spam but none of those hysterical subject lines today.
I did receive something from a Bonita Dodson entitled "Gain up to 11 inches". I didn't bother opening it because at this point in my life I can't imagine why I'd want to be 7 feet tall.
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