Funny spam subject lines

kitty · Post by **kitty** » September 26, 2007 12:52 pm

"life is short, dont have a small cock all your life"

right to the point, huh?

Y-NO-9-O · Post by **Y-NO-9-O** » September 27, 2007 10:49 am

I got this one:
FW: gallophil nocuous ydpz gnxooy

Bubbaphan · Post by **Bubbaphan** » September 28, 2007 12:24 pm

I love this guy's name...

Dear Friend,
How are you today? I am YANG KONG, I work with ASIAN TRADING COMPANY in
conjunction with recruit Express, We are looking for People to serve as
Payment Officers on behalf of our company

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » September 28, 2007 12:52 pm

This thread has me reading my spam emails

Here's from one I got today.

All i want for christmas is a big phat pe@nis to please my girl

Bubbaphan · Post by **Bubbaphan** » September 28, 2007 12:56 pm

SharkOnLand wrote:This thread has me reading my spam emails

Here's from one I got today.
All i want for christmas is a big phat pe@nis to please my girl

THEN you could change your name to Yang Kong!

Desdamona · Post by **Desdamona** » October 9, 2007 3:22 pm

Today "Juliet" asked me "Does your penis size ruin your life?"

Somehow I doubt it.

Bubbaphan · Post by **Bubbaphan** » October 15, 2007 1:24 pm

Sorry, have to share this one:

"Heineken Light" Promotion"

HEINEKEN BOTTLING COMPANY
#55 SCHOOL GATE PLACE,STAMFORD BRIDGE,
LONDON, SW1V 3DW. UNITED KINGDOM.

"Heineken Light Champions" Promotion Notification.

Dear Winner,

This is to inform you of the Award of Eight Hundred And Fifty Thousand
Great Britain Pounds
Sterling (850,000 GBP) from Heineken Beer Company Promotions. This
promotional award is to raise the profile of Heineken beer consumers
males /females aged 18 to 85 in rural and urban centers to support the
spirit of Footballing.
The online promotions build email lists were generated from the World Wide
Web. This promotion takes place annually to challenge and to take market
share from the popular Dutch import beer. The tactics included live
events, local campaigns and general buzz to establish the brand on
neighborhood at a time in major urban / rural centers. Your Email Ref
Number falls within our European booklet representative's office in United
Kingdom . In view of this, your award of Eight Hundred And Fifty Thousand
Great Britain Pounds Sterling (850,000 GBP) will be released to you by our
payment office in United Kingdom.
The processing of your Heineken Light Promotions Award will begins on the
acknowledgment of the below Questionnaire form for verification.

QUESTIONAIRE FORM / CLAIMS PROCESSING FORM

SURNAME / FAMILY NAME:
FIRST NAME:
DATE OF BIRTH:
SEX:
COMPLETE MAILING ADDRESS:
TELEPHONE NUMBER:
ALTERNATIVE CONTACT:
EMAIL ADDRESS:
COUNTRY:
OCCUPATION:
POSITION::
AMOUNT WON:

Our United Kingdom Promotional Officer will commence the process to
facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him. Find the
contact details below;

Mr. Frank Bower.
Heineken Beer Promotional Officer.
Email: contact_heineken_promo@yahoo.co.uk
Tel: +44 70457 07569

Regards.
Mr.Hamilton Spectator.
President. Copyright 2007 Heineken Light Champions Promotion Award. All
Rights Reserved.

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » October 15, 2007 1:55 pm

"promote the spirit of footballing"

Means they want to kick you in the nuts and take your money.

Desdamona · Post by **Desdamona** » October 16, 2007 12:47 am

Today from Claas...
"hey spagetti dick, you can have a salami stick now"

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » November 6, 2008 3:30 pm

Not a funny Subject line...

But hey, I'm RICH! AND she loves me!

Hello, Dear

I am Rosemary Herbert the doughter and only child of late Mr and Mrs Martin Herbert My father was a rich cocoa marchant in Abidjan and he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outhing on a business trip.My mother died when I was seven years and since then my father took me so special.

Before the death of my father on February-11-2002,he called me and told me that he has the sum of two million five hundred thousand us dollars (US$2,500,000))left in fixed suspense account in the bank in abidjan ,Cote d"Ivoire here that he used my name as the only child and doughter in depositing the money.He also explained to me that it was because of his wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign person (GOD fearing person)that will assist me to transfer the money for investment purpose .Please, I am honorably seeking your assistance in the following ways:

1)To provide a bank account into which this money would be transfered to.
2)To serve as a guardian of this money
3)To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.

Moreover, I am willing to offer you 20% of the total money as compasation
for your help after the successfull transfer of this money into your nominated account in overseas. And i am praying and waiting for your reply soon and am willing to release the certificate of deposit of this my late daddies money and bank contact to you so that you can contact the bank with it for the trasfering, please include your phone number so that i may call you ok to speak with you. ,i am waiting your reply

Have a nice day,
Loving u,
Rosemary.

Touch O Parrotdise · Post by **Touch O Parrotdise** » November 6, 2008 3:52 pm

wow...20% is a lot of compasation

Little Miss Magic's Mama · November 6, 2008 7:44 pm

I had to go check my Google mail account (for some reason it attracts more SPAM than my Yahoo account.

Here you go....

"BAD economy? Low salary? Buy an University Dip1oma - no studying!"

Yeah? No sh**.

"Save much with us. Boost your tool performance with carmilk."

Mmmmmm....carmilk.

Great thread. Thanks for the laugh.

TropicalTroubador · Post by **TropicalTroubador** » November 7, 2008 6:04 pm

My Ghod...who found *this* thread???

My favorite one recently was "turn your little shooter into a bazooka." The visual I thought of for this was...odd. Because when a bazooka goes off, flames shoot out the back of it.

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » August 20, 2010 8:21 am

"FBI-Agent Needed Now !! Check Your Admission-Status !!"

Um, yeah...I'm sure they can't wait for me to apply...

nutmeg · Post by **nutmeg** » August 20, 2010 8:34 am

Thanks for bringing this back. I read the whole thread again

Still laughing at Bits being 7 foot tall

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » August 20, 2010 11:32 am

I got an email a few years ago with the subject line: Clitigation

I'm a lawyer but I'm pretty sure it wasn't work related.

citcat · Post by **citcat** » August 20, 2010 2:00 pm

LIPH wrote:I got an email a few years ago with the subject line: Clitigation

I'm a lawyer but I'm pretty sure it wasn't work related.

* SPEW * !!!!!!!!!!!

surfpirate · Post by **surfpirate** » August 20, 2010 2:35 pm

LIPH wrote:I got an email a few years ago with the subject line: Clitigation

I'm a lawyer but I'm pretty sure it wasn't work related.

Were you the guy who was stopped by law officers while walking around the Frisco tailgate with an *open container*
and when told "Anything you say can and will be held against you" ..... responded "Her boobies"?

Hockey Mon · Post by **Hockey Mon** » September 8, 2010 4:10 pm

The title is "The Compensation Fund..". The first paragraph is: "Astra Finance Inc is an international fiduciary agent with a Special Working Arrangement (SWA) with the United Nations and World Bank Auditors to verify and recommend for immediate compensation package, all foreign nationals who have suffered any form of scams from Africa in particular and some other countries in general."

These guys can help me if I've been scammed. Basically, it's a scam for scammers.

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