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Posted: **June 26, 2005 10:04 pm**

This has probably been addressed before, but a search didn't turn up the thread...

Comcast is pretty good about filtering out spam messages, but a few do get through.
Today I got this:

From:Concepcion Mejia... Re: With cough my vagina jig

Now I'm almost used to blank spams and even addressee unknown spams, but
funny spams are amost worth getting.
And yes, I'm aware that there's a whole website dedicated to them,
but this is the funniest I've received personally.

Posted: **June 27, 2005 1:41 am**

Desdamona wrote:This has probably been addressed before, but a search didn't turn up the thread...

Comcast is pretty good about filtering out spam messages, but a few do get through.
Today I got this:

From:Concepcion Mejia... Re: With cough my vagina jig

Now I'm almost used to blank spams and even addressee unknown spams, but
funny spams are amost worth getting.
And yes, I'm aware that there's a whole website dedicated to them,
but this is the funniest I've received personally.

I hate it when I cough and my vag. does a jig!

Posted: **June 27, 2005 1:58 am**

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:I hate it when I cough and my vag. does a jig!

TMI... TMI... TMI...

and on that note, I think I'll sign off now

Posted: **June 27, 2005 6:24 am**

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
Desdamona wrote:This has probably been addressed before, but a search didn't turn up the thread...

Comcast is pretty good about filtering out spam messages, but a few do get through.
Today I got this:

From:Concepcion Mejia... Re: With cough my vagina jig

Now I'm almost used to blank spams and even addressee unknown spams, but
funny spams are amost worth getting.
And yes, I'm aware that there's a whole website dedicated to them,
but this is the funniest I've received personally.
I hate it when I cough and my vag. does a jig!

LMAO!

And at 6:24 in the morning!

Posted: **June 27, 2005 6:43 am**

HsvParrothead wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:I hate it when I cough and my vag. does a jig!

TMI... TMI... TMI...

and on that note, I think I'll sign off now

For you... yes.

For Quint... it's a happy-dance day?

Posted: **June 28, 2005 11:12 am**

Today I got:

special head not Kissing debt

Huh?

Posted: **June 30, 2005 1:45 am**

OK... I admit that the subject line did catch my eye, even though it's not
especially funny. I mean, nothing was misspelled and it was an actual
sentence. But the message is obviously intriguing, especially if there was
an iota of truth to it, which I'm sure there is not. (Any takers?)

From: "Ivy Caudill"
Subject: you're my dream come true

Hello my hope!
I am not sure you get this message but if you got I want you to know
that I want to travel to your country to work in two weeks and I just
want to meet right man.I live in Russia and my goal is to leave this
country because it is impossible to live here for young pretty woman.
if you have not wife or girlfriend ,maybe we could try to meet?
I am Elena ,I am 25 years old ,please write to me directly
to my mail- greengray102@pochta.ru See you soon

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jackson daughter deltoid fifteenth bought ancillary design grille pertinent
butane drab chill adrenal prominent addle enzymatic knee planoconcave eggshell
deafen sunnyvale astronautic loath lariat watt
reserve estella quadrupole conferring society counterattack did dragonhead
errantry zag dear viva achilles decompile rubble cincinnati cough vacuous blurry
neodymium andover belle joshua anaerobic albert atonal niobium
sequitur hayes easy loophole european sprocket cowl shannon allergic
electrophoresis

All that said, I'm becoming facinated by the text you find at the bottom of
these messages. This one only had the "clear the spam filters" list of weird,
ramdom words, but the one's that actually have bizarre "story lines" are
just that... bizarre.

Posted: **June 30, 2005 10:48 pm**

The subject was :

As bring on warrantor dirt

For some reason , SPAMMERS put weird paragraphs at the bottom of the page I have noticed this for a good while now.
Anyone have any reason why this is done?

Personally I would love to see them vivisected with no anethestesia while alive or used for medical experimentation...either that gut shot and left to bleed out....or maybe allowed access to a computer that only sends their crap back to them.

There was something a I read along time ago said there were only 4 people that spammed in the U.S. ...it was an article about a guy that lived in Lousianna and whined about he did not see anything wrong with it and whined even more that people actually sent him death threats and stated he bought a pistol and kept it in his house and nearby at all times.

I saw where one SPAMMER was busted down in Florida and is facing several years in prison...I hope it is some serious hard time for the miserable POS!
Maybe find out where he is and send the biggest meanest baddest guy inside a carton a cigarettes, and a note about the guy calling his mother some nasty names or something equally nasty....

I do report all SPAM to the Federal Trade Commision and to my server, which has a pretty decent SPAM blocker now.

Posted: **July 2, 2005 12:11 am**

This is the text from the bottom of today's financial advice spam:

So he threw the ring to the top of the wall, where the Turk caught it
skilfully; but when Rob held out his hand for the tube the scoundrel only
laughed at him and began to scramble to his feet in order to beat a retreat.
Chance, however, foiled this disgraceful treachery, for in his hurry the
Turk allowed the tube to slip from his grasp, and it rolled off the wall and
fell upon the sand at Rob's very feet
The robber turned to watch its fall and, filled with sudden anger, the boy
grabbed the weapon, pointed it at his enemy, and pressed the button.

Interesting...

Posted: **July 31, 2005 2:38 pm**

From:Zachariah Guerra
Subject:My hear at girlhood prostration

Posted: **September 13, 2007 2:15 pm**

Wow...

I found it!

This thread cracked me up....

Posted: **September 13, 2007 2:40 pm**

Sam wrote: For some reason , SPAMMERS put weird paragraphs at the bottom of the page I have noticed this for a good while now.
Anyone have any reason why this is done?

I think they believe that it fools some of the spam prevention software.

Posted: **September 13, 2007 3:09 pm**

Conolulu wrote:Wow...

I found it!

This thread cracked me up....

Had a little too much time on our hands, did we?

Posted: **September 13, 2007 3:11 pm**

alphabits wrote:
Conolulu wrote:Wow...

I found it!

This thread cracked me up....
Had a little too much time on our hands, did we?

Nah....

Just got some weirdo spam that my Spam Folder didn't catch..

Posted: **September 13, 2007 3:28 pm**

The crazy list of words at the bottom are just that--they get around the spam filters. I was just reading somewhere a couple of weeks ago that, as the filters get morecomplicated, they started writing poetry in their spam, simply pulling random phrases from random poems and mashing them together.

Posted: **September 13, 2007 3:54 pm**

My favorite one had the subject "Ready to kill myself and eat my dog"

Posted: **September 14, 2007 1:05 am**

WoW! My thread is back! Thanks, Connie...
Now the next crazy spam I get will be worthwhile.

Posted: **September 14, 2007 8:32 am**

Desdamona wrote:WoW! My thread is back! Thanks, Connie...
Now the next crazy spam I get will be worthwhile.

I made the mistake of looking at insurance prices online instead of getting the phone numbers and calling...

I'm thinking I need to change my email address

(going to Fernandina this weekend....!

)

Posted: **September 14, 2007 9:01 am**

Lots of spam but none of those hysterical subject lines today.

I did receive something from a Bonita Dodson entitled "Gain up to 11 inches". I didn't bother opening it because at this point in my life I can't imagine why I'd want to be 7 feet tall.

Posted: **September 14, 2007 10:03 am**

alphabits wrote:Lots of spam but none of those hysterical subject lines today.

I did receive something from a Bonita Dodson entitled "Gain up to 11 inches". I didn't bother opening it because at this point in my life I can't imagine why I'd want to be 7 feet tall.

tall????

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