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A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San
Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck
had broken down.

The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going
to San Diego? "

"Sure, " answered the blonde, "do you need a lift? "

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours
fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which
have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit
stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the
road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo
for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble. "

"I'd be happy to, " said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat
of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their
seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through
the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!
There was the blonde walking down the street and
holding hands with the two chimps, much to the
amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he
pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.

"What the heck are you doing here? " he demanded, "I
gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo. "

"Yes, I know you did, " said the blonde, "but we had
money left over---so now we're going to Sea World!!!"