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Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons."

After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight lipped smile, "Admiral, United States Coast Guard, retired. Married, two sons, both judges."

After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to
introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, "Sgt, United
States Marine Corp, retired. Never married, two sons . .. . both
Admirals.
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Prthd119 wrote:I don't know how to get the little arrows out???


Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons."

After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight lipped smile, "Admiral, United States Coast Guard, retired. Married, two sons, both judges."

After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to
introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, "Sgt, United
States Marine Corp, retired. Never married, two sons . .. . both
Admirals.


:lol: :lol:
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Great...now teach me how..
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Prthd119 wrote:Great...now teach me how..
it's called a delete key. comes standard on all computer keyboards sold north of KY. :D
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RinglingRingling wrote:
Prthd119 wrote:Great...now teach me how..
it's called a delete key. comes standard on all computer keyboards sold north of KY. :D

R2?


nah...never mind... :roll: :lol: :lol:
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Prthd119 wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Prthd119 wrote:Great...now teach me how..
it's called a delete key. comes standard on all computer keyboards sold north of KY. :D

R2?


nah...never mind... :roll: :lol: :lol:
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CHIEF PETTY OFFICER, UNITED STATES NAVY/NAVAL RESERVE, RETIRED, MARRIED, TWO DOGS, ONE TALKING INDIGO BIRD, TWO CASES OF BEER IN THE REFRIGERATOR.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have to send this to a friend of mine in the military.
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Life is short, live long!!

I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

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Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it
again! Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"






All from my dad..who served as a fighter pilot in WWII ....flew P51's...
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Prthd119 wrote:Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it
again! Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"






All from my dad..who served as a fighter pilot in WWII ....flew P51's...
P-51's? Are those the Mustangs?
Mustangs or not, please give your father from me a GREAT BIG
SA-LUTE!!!
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Wino you know wrote:
Prthd119 wrote:Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it
again! Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"






All from my dad..who served as a fighter pilot in WWII ....flew P51's...
P-51's? Are those the Mustangs?
Mustangs or not, please give your father from me a GREAT BIG
SA-LUTE!!!

Yes..Mustangs...

and he still has his original leather flight jacket....

sleeves have been made over a few times..but it is so nice!

and I will send this on to him !!
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:D :D
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