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Give me the Giggles
Posted: July 6, 2005 11:03 am
by buffettbride
I'm super tired today thanks to a certain someone keeping me up to ungodly hours of the morning.
Well, 12:30am really...but to me, that's late.
But, I also have a very busy day at work and need to stay awake.
Sooooooooooooooo....give me the giggles!!
Please?
Posted: July 6, 2005 11:17 am
by spainjane
I came out of the potty before and my two dogs looked like they had blood dripping from their mouths. I thought they killed something or each other. Maybe one of the two cats thanks to my neice teasing them by "meowing" from around corners in our house for hours last night. I'm running around looking for carnage, then I decide to check them and see if they hurt each other...in a panic, of course...
They ate the friggin red pool chalk.
If the cops came to the door right now, they'd arrest me. It looks like a crime scene in here. There is what looks like dried blood under my nails and all over the hard wood floors.
Posted: July 6, 2005 11:18 am
by buffettbride
spainjane wrote:I came out of the potty before and my two dogs looked like they had blood dripping from their mouths. I thought they killed something or each other. Maybe one of the two cats thanks to my neice teasing them by "meowing" from around corners in our house for hours last night. I'm running around looking for carnage, then I decide to check them and see if they hurt each other...in a panic, of course...
They ate the friggin red pool chalk.
If the cops came to the door right now, they'd arrest me. It looks like a crime scene in here. There is what looks like dried blood under my nails and all over the hard wood floors.
HAHA!!! That's a pretty good one! Sounds like something that would happen at my house except substite "children" for "dogs".
Posted: July 6, 2005 11:20 am
by ParrotheadGator
damn! the link to cyber ninja no longer works
Posted: July 6, 2005 11:20 am
by buffettbride
ParrotheadGator wrote:damn! the link to cyber ninja no longer works
That's OK. Sounds like something I couldn't see because of the firewall at work.
Posted: July 6, 2005 11:31 am
by spainjane
We haven't "gone there" yet, it's a little scary considering that we can't even get the furry kids to behave.
BUT, the hubby claims that they listen better than I do
My minister left out the "obey" part
Posted: July 6, 2005 11:33 am
by buffettbride
spainjane wrote:
We haven't "gone there" yet, it's a little scary considering that we can't even get the furry kids to behave.
BUT, the hubby claims that they listen better than I do
My minister left out the "obey" part
I would have nothing to do with "obey" in my vows.
Posted: July 6, 2005 11:42 am
by nycparrothead
I'm going bald.
Posted: July 6, 2005 11:49 am
by buffettbride
nycparrothead wrote:I'm going bald.
You can do better than that Shaney Poo.
Posted: July 6, 2005 11:52 am
by nycparrothead
buffettbride wrote:nycparrothead wrote:I'm going bald.
You can do better than that Shaney Poo.
No i can't... Yesterday was my first sober day since last wednesday and I worked 16 hours so still haven't slept in a week or so... I'm pretty much as boring as a monkey can be today...
Posted: July 6, 2005 11:54 am
by buffettbride
nycparrothead wrote:buffettbride wrote:nycparrothead wrote:I'm going bald.
You can do better than that Shaney Poo.
No i can't... Yesterday was my first sober day since last wednesday and I worked 16 hours so still haven't slept in a week or so... I'm pretty much as boring as a monkey can be today...
Then what good are you? You're not funny today--that is NOT going to make me giggle.
Posted: July 6, 2005 1:03 pm
by shakerofsalt
Tickle, tickle!!!
Ok, since that didn't work, how about this?!
My cousins were shopping when their 4 year old started yelling " Mom, get more underwear stickers!" They walked around the store trying to figure out what he was talking about. A few people figured it out before them and were laughing at him. He just kept saying it over and over. Then it dawned on them... underwear stickers........pads.......
Posted: July 6, 2005 1:04 pm
by buffettbride
shakerofsalt wrote:Tickle, tickle!!!
Ok, since that didn't work, how about this?!
My cousins were shopping when their 4 year old started yelling " Mom, get more underwear stickers!" They walked around the store trying to figure out what he was talking about. A few people figured it out before them and were laughing at him. He just kept saying it over and over. Then it dawned on them... underwear stickers........pads.......
I said GIGGLE!!! NOT SPEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can always count on you Kari!!!
And I'm very ticklish--just a little lower next time!
Posted: July 6, 2005 1:20 pm
by shakerofsalt
On vacation last week, I got intoxicated ( I know, shocker!) and tried to skim board. If you would have seen it, you would have peed your pants from laughing so hard!!!!!
Posted: July 6, 2005 1:42 pm
by buffettbride
shakerofsalt wrote:On vacation last week, I got intoxicated ( I know, shocker!) and tried to skim board. If you would have seen it, you would have peed your pants from laughing so hard!!!!!
Peeing is often the result of giggling!
I've also recently become informed about the word "fuctard". Also makes me giggle.
Posted: July 6, 2005 1:45 pm
by Ilph
ASSHAT!!!!!
Posted: July 6, 2005 1:45 pm
by buffettbride
Posted: July 6, 2005 1:48 pm
by Ilph
Glad I could help. It's about all I've got today.
Posted: July 6, 2005 1:48 pm
by buffettbride
Ilph wrote:
Glad I could help. It's about all I've got today.
Every little bit helps. I haven't fallen asleep at my desk yet.
Posted: July 6, 2005 3:12 pm
by ParrotheadGator
shakerofsalt wrote:On vacation last week, I got intoxicated ( I know, shocker!) and tried to skim board. If you would have seen it, you would have peed your pants from laughing so hard!!!!!
been there, done that.
Having no skim boarded before...combined with being very intoxicated.....the first time I tried, I tossed the board...ran to jump on it...the board stopped dead on the spot and buried itself.....I went flying across the beach and skattered shells....my shoulder/back was F'd up after that