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Posted: July 6, 2005 4:14 pm
by thegoatgod
tikitatas wrote:thegoatgod wrote:tikitatas wrote:buffettbride wrote:tikitatas wrote:buffettbride wrote: Well, you have first dibs, unless you're willing to share.
We'd have to dress up as Smurfette though. Think he'd take Smurfette x 2?
I say share and share alike!
Sweeeeeeeeet!

(proper use of sweetness I might add).
I like girls that play well with others. That's smurfy.
Oh, I play well with all concerned.
what the smurf have i walked in on?
Don't be blue, little GG . . . come play. Leave your guns at the door!

sounds like a plan, we have now hijacked 2 threads with smurf talk, ppl are gonna start talking
Posted: July 6, 2005 4:15 pm
by LIPH
If the Smurfs were all boning Smurfette, do they still have blue balls?
Posted: July 6, 2005 4:16 pm
by rednekkPH
LIPH wrote:If the Smurfs were all boning Smurfette, do they still have blue balls?
Yes...it's a long line to get in her mushroom.
Posted: July 6, 2005 4:16 pm
by tikitatas
LIPH wrote:If the Smurfs were all boning Smurfette, do they still have blue balls?
OK. Lar, that's the SECOND blue balls ref in as many days (Tom Cruise?).
Transferrence??

Posted: July 6, 2005 4:16 pm
by Sam
tikitatas wrote:Sam wrote:tikitatas wrote:Guns are NOT sweet.
Sheeesh.
Not being funny here but how much shooting have you ever done?
I know Canada ( and various other places ) have some funky idiotic gun control laws...( among other laws).
Weapons can be very SSSCCCCCCCHHHHWWWWEEEETTT when they work as they are suppose to and are accurate and nice trigger pulls.
But if one has no knowledge of weapons I can understand why they can try to claim weapons are not sweet, but they must admit that is coming from an uninformed opinion. Just as some people judge JB by "Songs You Know Played To Death" that have no real clue about the 40 or so other records.
They are also very SCCCCCCCHHHWWWEEETTT when they work as they are suppose to, when your life or loved ones lives, your teammates, and mission or job/other lives and resources must depend on them.
Oh? Tell me about the laws in Canada. Funky, idiotic and otherwise.
Okies, tell me how much experience you have shooting them and I will tell you about funky idiotic gun laws in detail if you like ( warning I can go on many pages for various states, communities , and oh yeah ...Canada.)
Eh?
When the goverment and police are the only people that own the weapons, one effectively live in a "police state".
I cannot vouch for your country's Constitution but I can show where my Country allows for a militia and it describes who makes up the milita and how they are to be armed.
I am a vet and I hve fired many different weapons. I have been to at least 2 or 3 ( or more) provinces in Canada at different times.
One has the ultimate responsibility of self protection and family, keets, property.
If you want to depend upon and rely upon a telephone in your hand and wait for the police to arrive or if they arrive to protect you and your family and keets, for defense, be my guest.
There is a huge difference between a weapon and a gun.

Posted: July 6, 2005 4:18 pm
by LIPH
I have a weapon, not a gun, in my pants.

Posted: July 6, 2005 4:20 pm
by rednekkPH
LIPH wrote:I have a weapon, not a gun, in my pants.

Weapon of Mass Dysfunction...
Posted: July 6, 2005 4:20 pm
by LIPH
tikitatas wrote:LIPH wrote:If the Smurfs were all boning Smurfette, do they still have blue balls?
OK. Lar, that's the SECOND blue balls ref in as many days (Tom Cruise?).
Transferrence??


Posted: July 6, 2005 4:20 pm
by tikitatas
Sam wrote:
There is a huge difference between a weapon and a gun.

We KNOW.
Posted: July 6, 2005 4:21 pm
by tikitatas
rednekkPH wrote:LIPH wrote:I have a weapon, not a gun, in my pants.

Weapon of Mass Dysfunction...
You are quick on the draw there, Frankie!

Posted: July 6, 2005 4:21 pm
by Sam
rednekkPH wrote:buffettbride wrote:tikitatas wrote:Mal. Frankie is PACKIN' . . . and I mean he's got caliber!

Well, you have first dibs, unless you're willing to share.
We'd have to dress up as Smurfette though. Think he'd take Smurfette x 2?
Thanks - there goes any chance I had at being productive today...
Hmmm I dunno about that, depends on if you are "shooting blanks" and if you are not you produce something you really did not intend!

Posted: July 6, 2005 4:21 pm
by buffettbride
tikitatas wrote:Sam wrote:
There is a huge difference between a weapon and a gun.

We KNOW.
Penis vs. Pistol?
Posted: July 6, 2005 4:22 pm
by thegoatgod
yall got yalls tickets to the
to the gun show baby
Posted: July 6, 2005 4:22 pm
by tikitatas
LIPH wrote:tikitatas wrote:LIPH wrote:If the Smurfs were all boning Smurfette, do they still have blue balls?
OK. Lar, that's the SECOND blue balls ref in as many days (Tom Cruise?).
Transferrence??


Not just for breakfast anymore!
Posted: July 6, 2005 4:22 pm
by tikitatas
thegoatgod wrote:yall got yalls tickets to the
to the gun show baby
YOWZAH!
Posted: July 6, 2005 4:23 pm
by Sam
LIPH wrote:If the Smurfs were all boning Smurfette, do they still have blue balls?
Since they was only one smurfette and IF they were all boning her wouldn't that be incest?
Posted: July 6, 2005 4:24 pm
by rednekkPH
tikitatas wrote:rednekkPH wrote:LIPH wrote:I have a weapon, not a gun, in my pants.

Weapon of Mass Dysfunction...
You are quick on the draw there, Frankie!

Sorry -I was hopin' you wouldn't notice.

Posted: July 6, 2005 4:25 pm
by buffettbride
rednekkPH wrote:tikitatas wrote:rednekkPH wrote:LIPH wrote:I have a weapon, not a gun, in my pants.

Weapon of Mass Dysfunction...
You are quick on the draw there, Frankie!

Sorry -I was hopin' you wouldn't notice.

Can you fire more than once? Cate and I have stamina.
Posted: July 6, 2005 4:27 pm
by Sam
tikitatas wrote:thegoatgod wrote:tikitatas wrote:buffettbride wrote:tikitatas wrote:buffettbride wrote: Well, you have first dibs, unless you're willing to share.
We'd have to dress up as Smurfette though. Think he'd take Smurfette x 2?
I say share and share alike!
Sweeeeeeeeet!

(proper use of sweetness I might add).
I like girls that play well with others. That's smurfy.
Oh, I play well with all concerned.
what the smurf have i walked in on?
Don't be blue, little GG . . . come play. Leave your guns at the door!

I don't think it is possible for him to leave his gun at the door.... what would be the fun of that for him if he did?

( BTW what page of the Karma Sutra is that on? )
Posted: July 6, 2005 4:30 pm
by tikitatas
Sam wrote:tikitatas wrote:thegoatgod wrote:tikitatas wrote:buffettbride wrote:tikitatas wrote:
I say share and share alike!
Sweeeeeeeeet!

(proper use of sweetness I might add).
I like girls that play well with others. That's smurfy.
Oh, I play well with all concerned.
what the smurf have i walked in on?
Don't be blue, little GG . . . come play. Leave your guns at the door!

I don't think it is possible for him to leave his gun at the door.... what would be the fun of that for him if he did?

( BTW what page of the Karma Sutra is that on? )
Actually, it's in the Canadian Constitution.
