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Posted: July 20, 2005 1:00 pm
by Wino you know
Whenever I'd forget my full name, all I'd have to do (even to this day) is to make a major gaff in front of my mother, who'd let all of Linn County know I was/am
GARRY MACKENZIE JOSEPH!!!!!!!!!
My father was MUCH more of a "cut to the chase" guy. He'd say in a voice that was so mild mannered it scared the HELL out of me-
"Go to your room, boy-we'll talk later."
("Later" could mean 5 minutes, or 5 days).
Posted: July 20, 2005 1:03 pm
by ParrotheadGator
From Dad:
"don't get arrested and don't make me a grandfather, aside from that, i don't care what you do"
Posted: July 20, 2005 1:03 pm
by buffettbride
ParrotheadGator wrote:From Dad:
"don't get arrested and don't make me a grandfather, aside from that, i don't care what you do"
How long were you able to hold out?
Posted: July 20, 2005 1:05 pm
by Cubbie Bear
Middle name=Duck and cover
Dad: "Don't fart in the shower"
"Don't marry for big tits, the rest will catch up"
Posted: July 20, 2005 1:07 pm
by ParrotheadGator
buffettbride wrote:ParrotheadGator wrote:From Dad:
"don't get arrested and don't make me a grandfather, aside from that, i don't care what you do"
How long were you able to hold out?
I was 16 then...25 now...no arrests and no children
Posted: July 20, 2005 1:07 pm
by buffettbride
ParrotheadGator wrote:buffettbride wrote:ParrotheadGator wrote:From Dad:
"don't get arrested and don't make me a grandfather, aside from that, i don't care what you do"
How long were you able to hold out?
I was 16 then...25 now...no arrests and no children
Damn. You're a good listener!
Posted: July 20, 2005 1:09 pm
by Wino you know
Posted: July 20, 2005 1:37 pm
by East Texas Parrothead
TERESA LYNN HAMILTON....COME HERE THIS MINUTE!!!
EGADS AND LITTLE FISHES!!!!
IF ALL YOUR FRIENDS JUMPED OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, WOULD YOU GO, TOO?
JUST CONSIDER THE SOURCE.
YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS HOUSE WITHOUT CLEAN UNDERWEAR.
OVER MY DEAD BODY.
SHEIST!
YOUR FACE COULD FREEZE LIKE THAT!
Posted: July 20, 2005 2:43 pm
by thegoatgod
dad
just remember we will never come get your a$$ outta jail
mom
dont listen to him, ill come get your a$$ out, then beat it
Posted: July 20, 2005 2:46 pm
by shakerofsalt
Don't make me stop this car!!!
A bird is going to poop on that lip!!
Posted: July 20, 2005 3:16 pm
by Cubbie Bear
Stop your crying or I'll give you something to really cry about
Posted: July 20, 2005 3:21 pm
by ToplessRideFL
shakerofsalt wrote:A bird is going to poop on that lip!!
ewwwwwww
Posted: July 20, 2005 4:10 pm
by East Texas Parrothead
THIS IS GOING TO HURT ME A LOT MORE THAN IT'S GOING TO HURT YOU.
Yeah, right. 
Posted: July 20, 2005 4:15 pm
by Cubbie Bear
Don't make me come up there, young man...William Robert....dammittohell
Or as we liked to call it, "The Trifecta"
Posted: July 20, 2005 4:17 pm
by East Texas Parrothead
MY DADDY: IF I HAVE TO COME DOWN THERE ONE MORE TIME, I'M BREAKING UP YOUR SLUMBER PARTY AND I'M TAKING ALL THOSE GIRLS HOME, EVEN IF IT IS THREE IN THE MORNING!!!!!
Posted: July 20, 2005 4:18 pm
by Cubbie Bear
East Texas Parrothead wrote:MY DADDY: IF I HAVE TO COME DOWN THERE ONE MORE TIME, I'M BREAKING UP YOUR SLUMBER PARTY AND I'M TAKING ALL THOSE GIRLS HOME, EVEN IF IT IS THREE IN THE MORNING!!!!!
That would get him in trouble these days
Posted: July 20, 2005 4:21 pm
by CatLover
Cubbie Bear wrote:Stop your crying or I'll give you something to really cry about
That one used to make me really cry!
The one I use the most is:
BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT'S WHY!
Being a minister and his wife, my parents never cursed. When my dad said the following, it was like the end of the world:
"Oh for crying out loud!"
and
"Good night, nurse!"
Posted: July 20, 2005 4:54 pm
by East Texas Parrothead
BECAUSE I'M YOUR MOTHER.
I'M GOING TO WHIP YOU INTO NEXT WEEK.
JEEEEEESSSUUUSSSS H. CHRRRIIIISSST
Posted: July 20, 2005 4:55 pm
by rednekkPH
East Texas Parrothead wrote:JEEEEEESSSUUUSSSS H. CHRRRIIIISSST
What's the "H" stand for?
Posted: July 20, 2005 5:11 pm
by East Texas Parrothead
rednekkPH wrote:East Texas Parrothead wrote:JEEEEEESSSUUUSSSS H. CHRRRIIIISSST
What's the "H" stand for?
My mother was very, very scary when she was mad. I was afraid to ask.
