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No children but remember:
Go get me a hickory
We will be there when we get there
If i have to turn this car around

"If you EVER go to jail? I am going to tell them to put you under the jail and throw away the key!"


Luckily I never tested this one......I think NaNa meant it!


Oh, and "CONSTANCE LESESNE ROBERTS?????!!!!???"...That was a pretty good indicator that things were not going to bode well for me......

My brother, who is a year younger than me, used to LOVE to lock himself in my parent's car and honk the hell out of the horn for hours.

Both of my parents will go to their graves fully believing I taught him that little gag.

Truth is-I DIDN'T! But I wished I did. Had I done so, it stands to reason that I would've damn sure done it myself a time or two.

They both still remind me of it from time to time and cannot for the life of them imagine how I could lead their fair-haired son so astray.

Of course, my brother enjoys the hell out of them getting on my back for it.

BECAUSE I SAID SO

DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE!!!!!!!!!!

That was usually when we were misbehaving in the back seat of the car...
And to this day I still here
"TRACY LOLA MARTIN"... I hate that.... actually I don't really hear that too much anymore... but my father still calls me Tracy Lo... never just Tracy....

and my friends all break out into copa cabana quite a bit around me too... that and 'what lola wants, lola gets"
gotta love that!

DAD --- advice to a son going off to college. KPIP Keep Pecker In Pants.

habourgirl wrote:"TRACY LOLA MARTIN"... !

You had to remind me that I heard Susan Gay way too often............. ugh!

I Heard Kristi Diane get ur a@@ over here now!!!!!!!!

"God Damn Sh%ttin kid" and "Jesus Christ" were my Dad's pet names for my brother and I. One time my Dad called me "God Damn Sh%ttin Kid" I reminded him that that was my brother, I'm "Jesus Christ" I got a firm dose of the loving hand of my father on the backside that day. But oh how he loved to tell that story at parties. Man I miss my Dad.

Kristi, I think I would have fainted if I ever heard my mother say a$$!

tikitatas wrote:Kristi, I think I would have fainted if I ever heard my mother say a$$!

Me too Cate! Never......

tikitatas wrote:Kristi, I think I would have fainted if I ever heard my mother say a$$!

from my dad..."GD it Jennifer!!! Fly with the crows get shot with the crows'...

I seem to find myself saying this to my students/neices/goddaughter/young cousins/etc more and more (minus the GD it)

and from my mum...'I didn't raise you like that"...

I seem to say to people now..."you were not raised like that!"

Prthd119 wrote:

tikitatas wrote:Kristi, I think I would have fainted if I ever heard my mother say a$$!

Me too Cate! Never......

I almost fell out when my mother said of Gato Barbieri's version of Santana's Europa, "now THAT is f***ing music". The one and only time I heard her use that word (GRHS).

Prthd119 wrote:

tikitatas wrote:Kristi, I think I would have fainted if I ever heard my mother say a$$!

Me too Cate! Never......

I heard my my say SH*T one time...I was in high school and I remember thinking she must have lost her mind.

This is my Dad - and I have caught myself saying these...
whenever we get somewhere ... "Everybody out of the Pool"
A good filler.... "Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch", and another good arrival saying...
"Dis mus Be Da Place"

Mom - much more strange with the sayings. I don't know if it's a Lancaster County thing - but one time I was falling behind in a card game recently and I blurted out "I'm sucking hind tit" - and I was like - "what the hell did I just say???" - as did everyone else I'm sure - but in amish terms that means you are last (the calf sucking the tit at the back of the cow).... I am making a conscious effort to never say that again!

I never got any good advice - now I am a little p***
just dumb sayings.....lol

The F word and Pot were the two biggest sins in our house (sorry Mom, where did you go wrong?)

Almost disowned, 1979...friend places seeds in Moms house plants

Only F-bomb ever uttered by Mom, Jesse Jackson is announced as speaker at my college graduation. When I called to tell her she sweetly uttered, "I have to drive four hours to listen to that f**king bastard?"

My parents just moved to my town five years ago, I've lived here since the early 70's. We look alike and have the same mannerisms. When they first moved here, everywhere Mom and Dad would go, somebody would say, "You must be Linda's mom, you look so much alike!"

I'd get : "Go to your room and don't come out until you change your attitude"

"Because I said so."

From my dad, "Don't change the channel!" We only had one color tv and every Saturday morning we'd fight....he'd want to watch sports and I'd want to watch American Bandstand, in color.

I'm a 25 year old version of my 54 year old father. It's scary, actually.

I remember in the car when my dad would say "son, now this is real music" and then bombard my brother and I with the oldies station.