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RinglingRingling wrote:

Wino you know wrote:

Tiki Bar wrote:It's as hot as Wino You Know's a$$ after eating alligator chili at Key West in the Union Station Mall in St Louis.

Thanks a LOT, JoAnn. You just made me hungry.

it is an easy ride from the stadium to Union Station, or a good walk down Market.

Do you mean to tell me you're in the St Louis area, and I didn't get to meet not meat you when I was in town?

Tiki Bar wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Wino you know wrote:

Tiki Bar wrote:It's as hot as Wino You Know's a$$ after eating alligator chili at Key West in the Union Station Mall in St Louis.

Thanks a LOT, JoAnn. You just made me hungry.

it is an easy ride from the stadium to Union Station, or a good walk down Market.

Do you mean to tell me you're in the St Louis area, and I didn't get to meet not meat you when I was in town?

nah. I just learned how to get around there for a fast two day visit last week. Maps and the Metrolink are your friend.

HsvParrothead wrote:

sy wrote:

land_shark3 wrote:Its hotter than two rats f'n in a wool sock.

Its so hot, I'm sweating like a hooker in church.

I can definitely say I've never heard either of those

What?!?!? I've heard that one for about 20 yrs now...

Oh... that's right, you'll have to excuse Sy... she's from up around the Amish Country of PA The farmers there dont let their rats f*** ...

And I prefer whore over hooker

LOL...My grandmother said that all the time Kev!

Sweating like a whore in church or if she was around Church people , it was "Sweating like a cat in a room full of rockers"...

I'm not going to read all this....but was "Hotter than a goats a$$ in a pepper patch" in here???

Heard that one from my country relatives all the time growing up....Going to a farm in Oswego , SC, from Charleston , was quite an experience....

CAUTION:

This one ain't pretty. In Denmark, they say,"Jeg sveder tran!"

Which means: "I'm sweating fat!"


Ewwwww. Just ew.

tikitatas wrote:CAUTION:

This one ain't pretty. In Denmark, they say,"Jeg sveder tran!"

Which means: "I'm sweating fat!"


Ewwwww. Just ew.

Ewwww is right...

what a picture....


pretty funny though...

it's balls hot

It sweat under the boobs hot

it's hotter than a freshly f#@ked fox in a forest fire

It's so hot I could throw my underwear against the wall and they'd stick to it.

sonofabeach wrote:it's balls hot

It sweat under the boobs hot

it's hotter than a freshly f#@ked fox in a forest fire

It's so hot I could throw my underwear against the wall and they'd stick to it.

No doubt the last one happens regardless of the heat.....and lack of hygiene and lack of soap and water........ Do you consider that to be "art deco 101"??? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Sam wrote:

sonofabeach wrote:it's balls hot

It sweat under the boobs hot

it's hotter than a freshly f#@ked fox in a forest fire

It's so hot I could throw my underwear against the wall and they'd stick to it.

No doubt the last one happens regardless of the heat.....and lack of hygiene and lack of soap and water........ Do you consider that to be "art deco 101"??? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

usually that's the affect I have on the ladies

Sheeesh kiddos! I'm not even gone for 1 day and look what happens!

Do I need to seperate you 2, errr, I mean all of you??? I will spank you, ya know?


I'd just like to add that I'm a total tease. Teasing is fun. I like to tease people with pie.


Thanks for being so entertaining while I'm on vacation.

buffettbride wrote:I will spank you, ya know

don't threaten me with a good time
assuming the position.........

sy wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Cubbie Bear wrote:

ph4ever wrote:

Cubbie Bear wrote:(not directed at Larry)

GOOD LORD.....don't you people have anything more
constructive to do than this

you can say that again

it was a quiet day?

bored is more like it.

well.. yeah.

My sides hurt from laughing.

Don't stop the carnival.

I'm also not going to read through all this crap to see if this was already mentioned....... appoligies if so....

"It's hotter than a 2 peckered billy goat"

At the state fair one time I saw a freak of nature billy goat that had 2 heads...

I guess that is material for another thread.....

Old Outlaw wrote:I'm also not going to read through all this crap to see if this was already mentioned....... appoligies if so....

"It's hotter than a 2 peckered billy goat"

At the state fair one time I saw a freak of nature billy goat that had 2 heads...

I guess that is material for another thread.....

now that's a visual But the question is what kind of...........well........uh..........did the goat have 2 mouths?


heading to google now