phew!!! had me scared there for minuteNYCPORT wrote:Hush! Nobody likes a wise ass! Oh wait, I do!PHAW Webmistress wrote:NYCPORT wrote:Two bad ankles and a bad right knee (meniscus tear) here.
Baseball and hockey to blame for them. But I still play both every week! Sometimes both in the same day. The aftermath of which is not very pretty.![]()
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Do BN girls.....
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Two words: workers' compensation.Prthd119 wrote:It was on another lawyers property while on an errand for The Robert....I hurt so bad..Just took 2 aleves and a Loritab....Ba$tard didn't even ask how I was when I called him to say I had to go change as I RIPPED the knee out of my NEW SUIT....Brown Eyed Girl wrote:OuchiesPrthd119 wrote:and Lord only knows what I tore today when I so gracefully busted my a$$ downtown...
Raining, and wet brick pavers...sandals....In front of a lawyers office...
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What exactly hurts? And can you sue the Robert?
He did call me 35 min later to say "It's been 2 hours..Where the Fu$% are you???????"![]()
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hmmmm... I see your problem..jonesbeach10 wrote:Grrrrrr. I jinxed myself. I sprained my wrist today in the process of playing 6 hours of tennis.jonesbeach10 wrote:No sorry, all healthy here.RinglingRingling wrote:no broken bones here, no damaged joints, no torn cartilege. I think I am the statistical anomaly.![]()
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"I'm whacked out on pain meds after a fall on an errand on company time. Would you like me to drive in this condition? Until I log out, I am still working for you, which exposes you to any and all damage claims should I run over a busload of nuns in this condition..."East Texas Parrothead wrote:BASTARD.Prthd119 wrote:
He did call me 35 min later to say "It's been 2 hours..Where the Fu$% are you???????"![]()
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I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
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hopefully, both of you are wearing clean underwear in case you have to take her to the hospital.springparrot wrote:How's Connie today???
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Squeaky clean here. Our moms told us to be!!!springparrot wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:hopefully, both of you are wearing clean underwear in case you have to take her to the hospital.springparrot wrote:How's Connie today???![]()
Yup, just took a bath and am wearing clean clothes
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I prefer dirty girls.tikitatas wrote:Squeaky clean here. Our moms told us to be!!!springparrot wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:hopefully, both of you are wearing clean underwear in case you have to take her to the hospital.springparrot wrote:How's Connie today???![]()
Yup, just took a bath and am wearing clean clothes
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Or course!tikitatas wrote:Squeaky clean here. Our moms told us to be!!!springparrot wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:hopefully, both of you are wearing clean underwear in case you have to take her to the hospital.springparrot wrote:How's Connie today???![]()
Yup, just took a bath and am wearing clean clothes
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Just not their FEET.LIPH wrote:I prefer dirty girls.tikitatas wrote:Squeaky clean here. Our moms told us to be!!!springparrot wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:hopefully, both of you are wearing clean underwear in case you have to take her to the hospital.springparrot wrote:How's Connie today???![]()
Yup, just took a bath and am wearing clean clothes
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not even going to ask what you are squeaking to prove that.tikitatas wrote:Squeaky clean here. Our moms told us to be!!!springparrot wrote:RinglingRingling wrote:hopefully, both of you are wearing clean underwear in case you have to take her to the hospital.springparrot wrote:How's Connie today???![]()
Yup, just took a bath and am wearing clean clothes
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I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
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I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
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